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#1
So how should I do this?

I am 16 so I can get a job at most places.

(Its for a film video camera. It is 24p, which is the same quality as movie theater movies.)
#6
jump someone?
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#8
1) Buy some condoms
2) Put one on each leg, and one on your genitals
3) Fill them with leeches
4) ...????
5) PROFIT!!!
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#10
Quote by LysolIsTasty
drugs or prostitution


pretty much
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#11
***** yourself off to a thousand fat chicks at $5 a piece. Or, 5 really fat chicks at $1000 a piece.
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#14
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***** yourself off to a thousand fat chicks at $5 a piece. Or, 5 really fat chicks at $1000 a piece.

Family Guy ftw!

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#15
try online gambling...its a sure thing
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#16
Quote by Mongoose87
***** yourself off to a thousand fat chicks at $5 a piece. Or, 5 really fat chicks at $1000 a piece.


damn i was just about to say that
#18
if your a blues man....... you could always sell your soul to the devil


but that always has its drawbacks
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#20
Sell drugs.

I'm serious. That's probably gonna be the quickest way to make $5000, and it will still take a long ass time.

Prostitution is another way, but I think selling drugs is a lot safer (and I don't mean legally).

If you think I'm kidding think again. There is no quick way for a 16 year old to make $5000 without some kind of insane plan that is highly illegal or otherwise doesn't make a bit of sense.

I think you need to learn to set more realistic goals, or you won't make it very far in the real world.
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#21
1) Buy some biscuits.
2) Give one to your grandmother.
3) Tell her she can have the entire packet.
4) ...???
5) PROFIT!
#23
why dont you sell like a nice ass video camera for 5000 like the kind in the movie theaters....
#24
Quote by haven222
Teach a dollar to be asexual.



sorry, i had to laugh
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#25
Quote by haven222
Teach a dollar to be asexual.

took me a second..
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#26
Quote by haven222
Teach a dollar to be asexual.


Or teach two 10 dollar bills to be homosexual.
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#27
1) Cut yourself and jack off
2) Put juices into bags
3) Aimlessly wander streets at night
4)????
5)PROFIT!
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#28
all these people are saying sell drugs but you gotta sell the addictive ones: meth, crack, and dope (H not weed)
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#30
just a camera is not gonna do you much good. idk that much about film, but i do know you need softwares, monitors, etc.
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#31
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Sell your body to the night

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Walk the streets for money
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#32
Quote by mafropetee
Sell drugs.

I'm serious. That's probably gonna be the quickest way to make $5000, and it will still take a long ass time.

Prostitution is another way, but I think selling drugs is a lot safer (and I don't mean legally).

If you think I'm kidding think again. There is no quick way for a 16 year old to make $5000 without some kind of insane plan that is highly illegal or otherwise doesn't make a bit of sense.

I think you need to learn to set more realistic goals, or you won't make it very far in the real world.

+1

Selling drugs is extremely lucrative. Not that I endorse or encourage it, but it's a whole lot better than suckin on some dick, isn't it?

Still, get yourself a job at the local fast food joint/shop-rite, and save up. Nothing more than hard work and patience can solve this legally.
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#33
Quote by mafropetee
Sell drugs.

I'm serious. That's probably gonna be the quickest way to make $5000, and it will still take a long ass time.

Prostitution is another way, but I think selling drugs is a lot safer (and I don't mean legally).

If you think I'm kidding think again. There is no quick way for a 16 year old to make $5000 without some kind of insane plan that is highly illegal or otherwise doesn't make a bit of sense.

I think you need to learn to set more realistic goals, or you won't make it very far in the real world.


Uhh, well, I'm 16 and I make anywhere from $1,400 to $1,600 a month teaching guitar at $20 an hour at a local Music Academy. It all depends on your skills, willingness, and abilities. If you have something your decent at, try to market it.

I wouldn't recommend selling drugs.
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#34
Umm sorry for asking but why do you need a $5k camera?
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#35
There's no easy way. It called work. Notice how there aren't 40 years old on this site saying "hey I need to make $50 real quick"

They have come to the conclusion that there is only one way to do this: work.
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#36
Do you have a cup?
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#37
Quote by jasonmetal love
Uhh, well, I'm 16 and I make anywhere from $1,400 to $1,600 a month teaching guitar at $20 an hour at a local Music Academy. It all depends on your skills, willingness, and abilities. If you have something your decent at, try to market it.

I wouldn't recommend selling drugs.


Wow. Somebody got a lucky break. Unfortunately, we aren't all phenomenal teachers, nor do we all live near a music academy.
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#38
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']You don't make 5000$ fast.
Win the lottery.
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#40
Quote by Bootsy Collins
and possibly 2 girls?


We must establish the cup before the females.

Hey even if he cant find the females we can always sell the cup on eBay for some cash and then he will only have $4995 left to obtain!
^This post was probably sarcastic

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