#1
Sometimes it burns when I pee and other times I have to force it out. I don't think it's VD cause I haven't had a good shag in a while. Is this normal.
#4
It's easier if you try to go for a tinkle without sticking that soldering iron into your urethra
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#6
If you use soap to masturbate, then this is the cause. Trust me, I know.
#9
Quote by MyImmortal
too embarassing. and I'm too young for prostate cancer

you shouldn't be embarrassed of your body, especially if there's something wrong with it. if there really is a problem, you need to deal with it.
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#10
just go and see a doctor. it's not as though they'll have never seen such a problem before, and it's confidential anyway.
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#11
Quote by TOcheesehead
you shouldn't be embarrassed of your body, especially if there's something wrong with it. if there really is a problem, you need to deal with it.

Could it be from punching the clown to much? That's what I'm kinda thinking. Or VD
#12
Quote by MyImmortal
Could it be from punching the clown to much?

Normally, no. But like I said, using soap (like while in the shower) will do it. It goes away though.
#13
Quote by MyImmortal
Could it be from punching the clown to much? That's what I'm kinda thinking. Or VD

that is quite a metaphor. how much are we talking here?
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#14
Quote by TOcheesehead
that is quite a metaphor. how much are we talking here?

Daily, sometimes multiple times depending on which ex I'm talking to. Usually with lotion/vasoline.
#15
Quote by MyImmortal
Daily, sometimes multiple times depending on which ex I'm talking to. Usually with lotion/vasoline.

Aha, there's your problem.
#16
Quote by MyImmortal
Daily, sometimes multiple times depending on which ex I'm talking to. Usually with lotion/vasoline.

i dunno, maybe just wait a few days and see, but if it still hurts you really should see a doctor.
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#17
Quote by haven222
Aha, there's your problem.

That might be it. I'll try to give it up.