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#1
yeah, i REALLY want a beard. But, i don't have one
noob question, i know, but is there anyway to make it grow faster or something?

*grabs flameshield*

EDIT: don't say "wait"
Last edited by beethovens dad at Jan 28, 2008,
#2
Shave it often and it will start to grow back faster.

Of course you need facial hair first to shave so...

glue pubes to your face??
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#4
shave it, and it will grow back thicker and thicker. so even if you don't have much shave it off and eventually it'll be more facial
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#5
Quote by shakes23
Shave it often and it will start to grow back faster.

Of course you need facial hair first to shave so...

glue pubes to your face??

lol, i do get some. and i shave weekly. but i guess ill shave twice a week.
#6
Sucking on testicles helps.
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#9
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shave it, and it will grow back thicker and thicker. so even if you don't have much shave it off and eventually it'll be more facial


Wrong.

How many times has this been gone over?
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#13
It doesn't actually work, the shaving thing.
It just appears to grow thicker because by the time it grows back, you're used to it not actually being there.
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#14
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Wrong.

How many times has this been gone over?



Yeah people need to realize that it's a dumb myth. If it were true, anybody could grow a beard. Not everybody can!
#16
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c'mon guys serious answers please.


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#17
Just wait.
It's all determined by genetics. Sorry.
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#19
It's actually a myth that your facial hair will grow back faster if you shave it off, all it does is get thicker.

If you want to stimulate the pours in your face and get a little "enhanced" growing, try rubbing your face with lemon juice and shaving. This works best on your neck and chin area but can be used quite well on your side burn and mustache portions.
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#20
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We can't give serious answers unless you give a serious question. There's nothing short of steroids that'll help you.

That was a serious answer, and thats pretty much what im looking for. Thanks.
#22
And I wish that I didn't have facial hair. It's annoying. I have to shave like every 3 days and its itchy.

Wanna switch faces?
#24
Quote by beethovens dad
c'mon guys serious answers please.


rofl, u came to the pit in search of serious answers to facial hair growth... common guy


and the shaving thing IS a myth. either you have the genetics or you dont. It depends on the person dude, some people get it when there 12, some when their 16, some when their 20, some never get it...
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Last edited by rebeltildeth87 at Jan 28, 2008,
#25
Quote by rebeltildeth87
rofl, u came to the pit in search of serious answers to facial hair growth... common guy


and the shaving thing IS a myth. either you have the genetics or you dont. It depends on the person dude, some people get it when there 12, some when their 16, some when their 20, some never get it...

phail
i better not be one of the ones who never get it. is there anyway to determine if youll get it or not?
#26
Quote by beethovens dad
phail
i better not be one of the ones who never get it. is there anyway to determine if youll get it or not?


depends on how old you are... if ur over 20 you better come to terms with it lol. i myself am 20 and i cant grow a beard. my dad can, but I cant grow a grizzly adams. Ive always wanted to man, but atleast god blessed me with an extremely large penis.... we cant win em all bro
Originally Posted by fatdanny
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#27
Quote by beethovens dad
phail
i better not be one of the ones who never get it. is there anyway to determine if youll get it or not?


Look to your father, your grandfather and your brothers if you have any. Ask them at what age their beard really started kicking in.
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#28
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shave your pubs and stick em on yeh face

buy some pubes from that guy who needs to make $5000 fast.
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#29
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depends on how old you are... if ur over 20 you better come to terms with it lol. i myself am 20 and i cant grow a beard. my dad can, but I cant grow a grizzly adams. Ive always wanted to man, but atleast god blessed me with an extremely large penis.... we cant win em all bro


but yeah, i'm only 15. so idk. my granpa had one when he was alive and i think my dad just constantly shaves his.
#30
Quote by beethovens dad

but yeah, i'm only 15. so idk. my granpa had one when he was alive and i think my dad just constantly shaves his.


there you go man, you have to realize how young you are. its still possible for you to be able to grow one, but youve gotta be ready to accept that maybe you cant. my brother can even grow one, i just wasnt blessed with it.

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and that guy would be me =)
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#31
Quote by FriskyDrisky
shave it, and it will grow back thicker and thicker. so even if you don't have much shave it off and eventually it'll be more facial


don't listen to this silly BS myth.

there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SPEED UP FACIAL HAIR GROWTH. NOTHING!

sorry to be a downer.
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#32
Quote by primusfan
don't listen to this silly BS myth.

there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YO CAN DO TO SPEED UP FACIAL HAIR GROWTH. NOTHING!

sorry to be a downer.

thanks a lot...


*puts head down*
*leaves thread*
#34
Quote by rebeltildeth87
there you go man, you have to realize how young you are. its still possible for you to be able to grow one, but youve gotta be ready to accept that maybe you cant. my brother can even grow one, i just wasnt blessed with it.


and that guy would be me =)

thanks btw. you were one of the least doucheiest people in this thread.
#35
Quote by shakes23

glue pubes to your face??

That might be a tad awkward. Going to school/work the next day,
Friend: "Hey, you suddenly have a beard!"
You: "Oh, sort of. Really, I just glued my pubes onto my face".

#36
Quote by lotsofvolume
That might be a tad awkward. Going to school/work the next day,
Friend: "Hey, you suddenly have a beard!"
You: "Oh, sort of. Really, I just glued my pubes onto my face".


i'd probably be laughing at that if i wasnt so dissapointed.
#38
Quote by beethovens dad
thanks btw. you were one of the least doucheiest people in this thread.



ya man, dont get urself down. if all else fails you can grow ur hair really long and cover your face . itll all work out ok man, i just dont wanna hear on the news some kid shot himself in the face with a shotgun cuz he couldnt grow a beard.... im gonna feel like **** tomorrow if i hear that


EDIT: please dont do that btw. I used to pray to god for a beard then i realized it wasnt that big of a deal. theres always somethin else to fall back on
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#39
Quote by rebeltildeth87
ya man, dont get urself down. if all else fails you can grow ur hair really long and cover your face . itll all work out ok man, i just dont wanna hear on the news some kid shot himself in the face with a shotgun cuz he couldnt grow a beard.... im gonna feel like **** tomorrow if i hear that


don't worry, i'm not THAT desperate.
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