#1
So the sweetest thing happened today... I'm on my way to band practice, which is like 20 miles from my house, its about 3 o clock so its in broad daylight on the highway, and this asshole deer comes running across the highway at full speed... i mean this thing was bookin, runs right into the front of my car while im going about 60 and totals it... after the accident i noticed that this thing was like... "THE MEGADEER" it was freakin huge. i get out to look at my car and its leaking anti-freeze and other chemicals i couldnt name everywhere. i think the most ironic thing is that my car is (or was) a dodge... get it? dodge? anyways, i just got this car out of the shop i have to go tommorow and pay my last repair bill on it, (its been in the shop for atleast 6 months, i got it out 2 weeks ago) then i have to pay the towing bill.


**** happens right?
#3
Obviously the deer couldn't dodge it, so she rammed it.
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#4
wow. me and my guitarist near totaled his car while we were a little under the influence and he decided to pull the wheel outta my hands...we skidded for a while and hit a tree...your situation sucks worse though. best to ya, man.
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#5
Yeah, we hit 3 deer within the first year of moving to Minnesota - but then didn't hit any for the 7 years after that.

It's crazy when it happens, though.
#6
Sue anti-hunters for preventing this deer from getting killed earlier.
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#7
yea whats worse is my dad decided to take the deer home for food, since i ****ed the deer up pretty bad to. my brother jokingly told me to eat its heart to gain its courage. i told him id eat it raw while listening to slayer.... that shut him up real fast
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Sue anti-hunters for preventing this deer from getting killed earlier.



****ing tree huggers
#9
nothing beats killing a megadeer... what a "megadeth"! *nervous laughter* *cymbal crash* *skattered applause*
in that order
#10
i bet the deer it saying the same thing bout you in the deer version of the pit..."i was goin to deer practice and some asshole band guy rammed me"
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#12
you totalled it today but it was in the shop for 6 months and got it 2 weeks ago?
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#14
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you totalled it today but it was in the shop for 6 months and got it 2 weeks ago?



it was a **** car anyways
#15
I guess you can take solace in the fact that you killed the ****er.
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#16
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b-b-Bambi?



well bambi's mom.... it was a pregnant megadeer.... it was a mega bitch deer
#17
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#18
But... Your gear is ok, right?
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#20
that was actually the first thing i worried about, was my brand new King V in the back seat... but yea its fine
#21
oh yea i forgot to mention that my air bag ****ed up my wrists to.... so my playing skills are worth just about **** right now
#22
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Obviously the deer couldn't dodge it, so she rammed it.


lol. i get it. sorry though man. you should of ate the deer. good eatin. or took its horns and used the horns to make a guitar with other deer you have hit. hmm. doesnt sound to bad. you should. use ht megadeer for a bass/guitar for the neck prob. and if it is good they will kill more deer and then there will be less to hit people. problem solved.
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#24
hmmm interesting idea... my dads actually like, redneck, and we live in the city... the deer is now gutted and on display in our front yard.

ill eat its heart while listening to slayer
#25
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"i was goin to deer practice"





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I'm not even sure why I found that so amusing, I just got this absurd mental image of deers sitting around practicing how to be deers.
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.......

I'm not even sure why I found that so amusing, I just got this absurd mental image of deers sitting around practicing how to be deers.






oh my god thats hilarious
#27
I hit a deer in my van a few months back...luckily, it did little besides fuck up the grill and left headlight casing...I got off cheap.
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