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#1
i need some ideas

anything


edit: just for the record i'm getting the highest grade in my class.. 97%
and anything i do he's gonna know its me cuz i'm always the one ****ing with him and he's really cool about it.

like one day i stole the remote and kept changing the channels in the middle of class and he hopped over a desk and flipped mine.

soo.. harmless but funny pranks would be better
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#4
Take a dump in there desk, lol...i take no responsibility if you do that...
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#5
my last physics class used to steal things each day. like if we knew we were using postcards one day, one guy would go take the cards while he was out of the room...

they ended up taking the dvd player and the wall clock and never got caught...
#6
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plant child porn in their desk!



+1 you'd probably get her sued lol.
#7
Used condoms on the keyboard. We used to piss off the spanish teacher with that one.
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#8
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plant child porn in their desk!



haha.. one day we tape a half naked dude to his laptop screen.
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#10
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plant child porn in their desk!


Actually, recently there was this teacher who was in school, chatting with a young girl, and he didn't notice that his computer was connected to a beamer so the whole class could see it.

...he got busted.
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#11
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haha i lol'ed at that ...

maybe you should take some crap and throw it on the teachers desk, then take some things out of his bag, throw some crap into it, get a poster with "hey i'm gay" on it and do it on the back of the teacher..
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#13
Leave during class and build a small wall of bricks or cinder blocks around his car. 2 to 3 rows will do the trick.
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#15
When I was a freshman, my friends and I started off giving our teacher an apple and every day after that we took 1 more bite out of it for each day and left it on his desk. He did this thing where when he talked he would close his eyes, so on one of the last days we went in and asked about an upcoming test and laid the apple down. He never figured out who it was, but threatened the class that he had after lunch that he would give a blanket F if it continued. I was in his morning class We stopped though.
#16
This isn't gonna help you, But it's a good story...

I have a friend who spent some years away in boarding school. Anyways, One night they decide to pull a prank on the Headmaster, of all people.

1 AM in the morning, They all meet in the staff parking lot. Using 4 car jacks (BTW, These are all rich kids, They bought all they needed and didn't care) they lifted the Headmaster's Mercedes, Then put trollies under each wheel.

So now they could roll the car wherever they wanted... Hmm...

Rolling it to the Chapel, They put wood down on the short stairs and pushed the car up and through the huge doors. Once inside, They pushed all the pews back, and planted the car behind the Altar, Taking it off the trollies and putting it back down.

On the way out, They took power drills and screwed all the pews back down into the floor, So they couldn't be moved.

Needless to say, Chapel was interesting the next morning. BUT, They never did get caught.

I've got the pictures somewhere around here, It's a good laugh.

I'd either go for stealing random crap, Or the dump in the desk
#19
Vaseline-smeared dildo in their desk FTW.
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#20
Go get some leftover chicken parts from a deli and plant them in inconspicuous areas around the room. The best one is to unscrew the cover from an electrical outlet and shove it back there.

Wait a week or so, and enjoy your new temporary classroom.
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#21
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Grow up.

It would probably surprise him/her more.


Agreed.

Teachers don't get paid nearly enough to deal with all the immature little cretins like you.
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#22
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Agreed.

Teachers don't get paid nearly enough to deal with all you immature little cretins like you.


With most teachers, agreed. But there are quite a few that deserve this...and are they not generally the ones that get targeted?

Put some light powder, anything that makes a cloud easily, right at the bottom of a locked door and use a reversed vacuum cleaner to blow it through the crack, making "snow" on the other side. Use lots, and leave a snow shovel outside the door.


edit: To the post below...no. That will get you expelled, and really isn't that funny.
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#23
show her ur p3n0rz0rz n just stand there screamin

"LICCCK LIIIIICK LIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!"
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#24
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This isn't gonna help you, But it's a good story...

I have a friend who spent some years away in boarding school. Anyways, One night they decide to pull a prank on the Headmaster, of all people.

1 AM in the morning, They all meet in the staff parking lot. Using 4 car jacks (BTW, These are all rich kids, They bought all they needed and didn't care) they lifted the Headmaster's Mercedes, Then put trollies under each wheel.

So now they could roll the car wherever they wanted... Hmm...

Rolling it to the Chapel, They put wood down on the short stairs and pushed the car up and through the huge doors. Once inside, They pushed all the pews back, and planted the car behind the Altar, Taking it off the trollies and putting it back down.

On the way out, They took power drills and screwed all the pews back down into the floor, So they couldn't be moved.

Needless to say, Chapel was interesting the next morning. BUT, They never did get caught.

I've got the pictures somewhere around here, It's a good laugh.

I'd either go for stealing random crap, Or the dump in the desk


Pics?
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#26
+1 for growing up.

I don't think you would like being the target of immature kids like you, if you happen to be a teacher someday.

Be a man.
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#29
I'm working as a teacher on my work placement, and I can tell you we get enough hassle out of you sh*ts.
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#30
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I'm working as a teacher on my work placement, and I can tell you we get enough hassle out of you sh*ts.

i feel bad for all the teachers who had to deal with some of the kids i see on UG. rediculous.
#31
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I'm working as a teacher on my work placement, and I can tell you we get enough hassle out of you sh*ts.





I'm glad I lecture at universities. The maturity is a bit better by then and all the little cretins drop out because they can't handle the real world.
#32
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I'm glad I lecture at universities. The maturity is a bit better by then and all the little cretins drop out because they can't handle the real world.


Yeah, unfortunately we have to keep the students who don't give a **** and make no effort at all.
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#34
It takes time and effort to prepare classes. And even more to actually teach them.
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I'd dance with you but...


#36
Make an A in the class, that will totally show 'em.
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#37
my boss said that one time they unscrewed the door hinges in the morning, so when the teacher put in the key and pulled, down it came !!!
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#38
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This isn't gonna help you, But it's a good story...

I have a friend who spent some years away in boarding school. Anyways, One night they decide to pull a prank on the Headmaster, of all people.

1 AM in the morning, They all meet in the staff parking lot. Using 4 car jacks (BTW, These are all rich kids, They bought all they needed and didn't care) they lifted the Headmaster's Mercedes, Then put trollies under each wheel.

So now they could roll the car wherever they wanted... Hmm...

Rolling it to the Chapel, They put wood down on the short stairs and pushed the car up and through the huge doors. Once inside, They pushed all the pews back, and planted the car behind the Altar, Taking it off the trollies and putting it back down.

On the way out, They took power drills and screwed all the pews back down into the floor, So they couldn't be moved.

Needless to say, Chapel was interesting the next morning. BUT, They never did get caught.

I've got the pictures somewhere around here, It's a good laugh.

I'd either go for stealing random crap, Or the dump in the desk


Does the school happen to be VES in virginia?
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#40
unsrew one leg from the chair so when sat upon doesnot break until it is leaned onto and BANG! the teacher hits the ground like a stone i did it to a freind in school it was hilarious
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