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http://funny2.com/facts.htm

some pretty weird stuff on their, some of the ones i really liked:


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.



February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.



Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts.


and i got a hell of a lot more to read, i just thought id post this cause their is nothing else to do during exam week until my friends get here.
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#2
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.


Wtf is wrong with you people?
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#3
There are no wild turkeys in the country of Turkey. The country also leads the world in cereal consumption (in relation to population of course)
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#5
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

I'm never eating anything ever again.

Edit : Coolest one ever - Al Gore's roommate in college (Harvard, class of 1969) was Tommy Lee Jones.
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#6
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

awsome!
#7
The f word came from medieval England where the ruling King's concern for population and the general standard of the population gave him the idea to make sex completely illeagal unless you got permission from the King. This was known as Fawnication Under Consent of the King.

You learn something new every day.
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#8
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Wtf is wrong with you people?


Fast food makes our **** stink really, REALLY bad, so we invented the 'courtesy flush', as a means to get rid of the initial, ahem, expulsion, so the remainder of the bathroom visit could be spent in a relatively stink-free environment.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#9
Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named MikeRoweSoft.com.
lol
#10

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.




In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.


that sucks
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#11
Quote by The Leader
Fast food makes our **** stink really, REALLY bad, so we invented the 'courtesy flush', as a means to get rid of the initial, ahem, expulsion, so the remainder of the bathroom visit could be spent in a relatively stink-free environment.


But while you're still sitting on it? Geez, get a bidé or something.
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#12
The drive-through line on opening day at the McDonald's restaurant in Kuwait City, Kuwait was at times seven miles long.


Probably all the American Tourists. Car rentals went through the roof that day.
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#13
A perfect SAT score is 1600 combined. Bill Gates scored 1590 on his SAT. Paul Allen, Bill's partner in Microsoft, scored a perfect 1600. Bill Cosby scored less than 500 combined.

More than 2,500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products that are made for right-handed people.
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#14
A party boat filled with 60 men and women capsized in Texas after all the passengers rushed to one side as the boat passed a nude beach.

Awesome.
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#15
Quote by Spoony_Bard
A party boat filled with 60 men and women capsized in Texas after all the passengers rushed to one side as the boat passed a nude beach.

Awesome.




...


"Capsized"
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#16
hah, some of these are absolute balls
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#17
Quote by daniel.mycoe
The f word came from medieval England where the ruling King's concern for population and the general standard of the population gave him the idea to make sex completely illeagal unless you got permission from the King. This was known as Fawnication Under Consent of the King.

You learn something new every day.


It aint true.

http://www.snopes.com

Don't believe everything you read .. unless it's on snopes, o' course.
#18
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The day after President George W. Bush was reelected, Canada's main immigration website had 115,000 visitors. Before Bush's re-election, this site averaged about 20,000 visitors each day.

#19
Half of that sh*t's a downright lie. It's like that myth that a duck's quack doesn't echo... Who the hell believes these things?!
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#20
In 1991, the average bra size in the United States was 34B. Today it's 36C.

America isn't as bad as you all say.

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Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

Yummy.
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#21
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A party boat filled with 60 men and women capsized in Texas after all the passengers rushed to one side as the boat passed a nude beach.

Awesome.

lmfao
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#22
There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.


I may just be misinformed, or stupid, but that one seems a little ridiculous...
#23
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#26
Quote by sixstringsteve
America isn't as bad as you all say.

All the silicon and that they've gotten fatter.

Although the bra size doesn't change when you get fatter, 'cause the waist plays a part too. I think...
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#27
Quote by daniel.mycoe
The f word came from medieval England where the ruling King's concern for population and the general standard of the population gave him the idea to make sex completely illeagal unless you got permission from the King. This was known as Fawnication Under Consent of the King.

You learn something new every day.


That's not true. I direct you to: http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/****.asp

edit: You need to replace the asterisks with "F*ck" but you know, the actual word :P Also, I should read through the thread fully before replying, someone already posted this
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#28
Quote by ..NEM..
All the silicon and that they've gotten fatter.

Although the bra size doesn't change when you get fatter, 'cause the waist plays a part too. I think...

The ends justify the means
and different people's bodies store fat differently. some girls store most of it in their tits.
unfortunately, most people store it in their ass
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#29
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"The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump. "

Not true.



How long before someone says "I saw your mum jump" do you reckon?
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#30
A ten year old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new, because of the -ahem- debris which is absorbed through the years. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and their decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand and a lot of perspiration, of which the average person loses a quart per day. Good night!


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#31
The RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music illegally, even though a copy of her death certificate was sent to the RIAA a week before it filed the suit


They really will sue anybody
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#32
The RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music illegally, even though a copy of her death certificate was sent to the RIAA a week before it filed the suit.


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Spam filters that catch the word "cialis" will not allow many work-related e-mails through because that word is embedded inside the word "specialist".


#34
Quote by daniel.mycoe
How long before someone says "I saw your mum jump" do you reckon?



I saw your mum jump


The longest word you can spell without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'
(one of the) longest words in the English language is (from memory) Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis. 45 letter

Longest word you can type using only top row of a keyboard is typewriter


Humans don't have kneecaps until age of 2-6

Kangaroos and Ostriches can't walks backwards

Porcupines float in water


Edit: "The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime." Yeah no **** =/
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#35
Quote by sixstringsteve
The ends justify the means
and different people's bodies store fat differently. some girls store most of it in their tits.
unfortunately, most people store it in their ass

Yea, I know. But most of them just get fatter effin' everywhere. But those who store fat in their tits...


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The RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music illegally, even though a copy of her death certificate was sent to the RIAA a week before it filed the suit

That made my heart brake.


You're not alive when you don't live anymore.

No shit Sherlock.
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#36
So many of these are completely wrong.

There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.

Just seems completely impossible.

Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror.

So can other primates, as well as elephants.

All of David Letterman's suits are custom made - there are no creases in his suit trousers.

I'm watching Letterman right now, I can see the crease.
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#37
Quote by noughts&crosses


The longest word you can spell without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'
(one of the) longest words in the English language is (from memory) Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis. 45 letter

Longest word you can type using only top row of a keyboard is typewriter





is that really the longest word in the english language? German has some long as words...alot longer then that...so i find it hard to believe
#38
Quote by lila_kaninchen
is that really the longest word in the english language? German has some long as words...alot longer then that...so i find it hard to believe

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#40
The part where you say that german has long words and draw the conclusion that because of that the english language must have longer words than "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis".
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