Poll: Worst Place For Fartage
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View poll results: Worst Place For Fartage
Church
8 5%
School
18 12%
Whilst tea-bagging someone
22 15%
In the pool
0 0%
At a funeral
25 17%
Into a trumpet
10 7%
While wearing spandex
8 5%
During Buttsex
48 32%
Under the Covers
9 6%
In the shower
2 1%
Voters: 150.
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#4
church
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#5
I feel trapped in a polluted elevator...
Abbreviated version:
Quote by Lots of People

Quote by :.FireStorm.:
+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#6
during an awkward silence with strangers.

@.@
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Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

Ibanez RG2EX2 (Dimarzio Breed in bridge)
Epiphone Les Paul 100
Laney LV300T
Line 6 Toneport GX

The Falling Object Model
#7
while you're proposing
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#9
When you are alone with a hot girl.
Because then you can't blame it on someone else.
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#10
During a funeral.
While looking at a guitar magazine with some friends.

Quote by Kaleb
DUDE! Is that a Mel Gibson?!



Quote by boreamor
Don't you understand the importance of correct spelling and grammar? It's the online symbol of maturity. And you as sure as hell don't have that.
#11
Consoling a friend for the loss of their father.

...true story.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#13
While 69ing.
Founder and Gaz of the Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim club. PM me to join.

The Metal Militia
"Banging that head that doesn't bang!"


Quote by -Vogel-
All bow down for the mighty Holy Wars
#14
During a minutes silence.

Quote by Pookie6
Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

Quote by uk.mace
For the best tingle, use Original Source mint. That shit feels amazing on your balls.


Godfather of The Diezel Mafia
#17
Under the covers shouldn't be an option. That's the best place. Dutch ovens rule.
#19
A funeral is the most awesome time to fart, especially during the minutes silence...just picture that...

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#21
Definitely the worst time to fart is whilst inside some pussy, after you let one rip, your trousers will be back on and you'll be out of the door so quickly, you'll still have a boner.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#23
Quote by freddaahh
you'll be out of the door so quickly, you'll still have a boner.






That gets the JB stamp of approval.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#24
I lulz'ed quite hard scrolling through all that ^_^
Methinks when at the front of an aeroplane on a long haul flight, cos the air gets circulated around for the rest of the flight
ohai little sig.
#25
Quote by Slaytanic6606
When you are alone with a hot girl.
Because then you can't blame it on someone else.


I searched so hard for that Family guy clip of Peter in the elevator and he says to the one other guy, "It was you." But I couldn't find it =(
Breedlove Studio D25/SM Acoustic
Epiphone Les Paul Custom w/ EMGs
B-52 AT-212 Tube Amp
MXR 10 Band EQ
Digitech Bad Monkey
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
#27
When you are in a "who can last the longest without farting" competition.

That would suck.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#28
Quote by Guns 'n Roses57
while getting a rimjob...it happened to me once but I sharted and shat all over her face



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My Gear:
Gibson Flying V (active Emg's 81, 85)
Peavey 6505 Amp

Avatar Cab /w Vintage 30's / G12H-30's
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ISP Decimator
Vox Wah Pedal
Ibanez TS808 Tube Screamer
Roland Cube 60
#29
teabagging

but Zero-Hartman is right, funeral would be the best
I breathe air.
#30
While you're running laps in gym, and you're at the front.

No, wait. I love doing that.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#32
Well our bassist let rip during a gig once, no one heard but it fecking stank and the reaction of the rest of the band was priceless. He was in the centre and we all literally formed a void around him for a good few minutes.
#33
whilest standing around open flames... seriously, i senged my ass hairs 1 time
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#37
while having sex

cause thats happened to me so many times...
hey you,
see me,
pictures,
crazy


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shine on you crazy diamond
we miss you Syd
#39
Quote by filthandfury
Whilst tea-bagging someone is the BEST place to fart.

+1 for the double-whammy.
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