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#2
just got dumped eh?
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#8
Terry Schiavo was the world's leadiing expert on Sheology, and look what her agonizing research did to her.

Man am I going to burn in Hell for that one.
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#9
Someone probably has, but no-one would ever live to tell the tale.
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#17
The answer to women is root 1.


Pun intended :P
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#18
I have at least figured out my girlfriend. just pay attention, and keep on their good side so you have some credit in case you do screw up.

also find the clitoris, and she'll follow you around forever.
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#19
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has anyone truly figured out women.

yes, the secret is that the knife goes in slightly to the right of the jugular.
#20
i heard thier something like in south park...they are crab people living under the earths crust

#21
Quote by lila_kaninchen
most women cant even figure THEMSELVES out...so dont bother trying



haha, a uger that i know irl!!

hi jackie
#22
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#27
Meh, I don't think women in general are that hard to understand, but with that said, they of course do a lot of **** that not even themselves have the slighest clue about.
When I hit 'em from the back, I got them mami's saying dammit man.


When I put it in their mouth, I got them mami's saying duh-huh-huh-muhh.
#28
Quote by amyisforcynics
I'm a woman, and I don't understand myself.
So I guess not.

a woman ay lets have a crack at that pussy,
see i figured em out

#29
no i didnt get dumped. jus tryin to figure out how that beehive of a head works so maybe it will explain some of the things they do
#30
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a woman ay lets have a crack at that pussy,
see i figured em out


smooth...
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#31
If we figured them out, do you think we'd be here?
You're not brutal.


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#32
Sorry, mate - can't help you. I'm a dude and I haven't even figured ME out...
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#34
agree with everything they say. unless it's "do i look fat in this?"
the answer to that is "i'll tell you when you're fat.
thats the way to a womans heart.
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#35
Quote by PUNKfromNORWAY
why do girls always go 3 or four on the toilet all at once?


i want to know this as well,
especially when they are drunk/at parties

infact.....i dont understand woman at all
lol
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#36
When a woman says everything is fine.... You are screwed.

When a woman says everything is not fine... You better not come home for a few days.
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#37
women are not to be understood.


/thread
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#38
Quote by Bleeding_me
women are not to be understood.


/thread


indeed

i think they do certain thinks to stop us understanding them
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#39
it's 2 sq roots of 3 isn't it?
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