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just got dumped eh?
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Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
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Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

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Terry Schiavo was the world's leadiing expert on Sheology, and look what her agonizing research did to her.

Man am I going to burn in Hell for that one.
Life is underrated.

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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
Someone probably has, but no-one would ever live to tell the tale.
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead

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The answer to women is root 1.

Pun intended :P
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I have at least figured out my girlfriend. just pay attention, and keep on their good side so you have some credit in case you do screw up.

also find the clitoris, and she'll follow you around forever.
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But really, asking the pit for relationship advice is like asking a girl with braces for a blowjob. Ouch.

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i first masterbated when i was... 10, i think
or was it 9...
yeah 10
and i'm catholic, don't tell the pope, i'll be holy watered
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has anyone truly figured out women.

yes, the secret is that the knife goes in slightly to the right of the jugular.
i heard thier something like in south park...they are crab people living under the earths crust

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most women cant even figure THEMSELVES dont bother trying

haha, a uger that i know irl!!

hi jackie
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How do you get the bang bang?

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Maybe if the Jews were kind to Hitler the holocaust wouldn't have happened.

Meh, I don't think women in general are that hard to understand, but with that said, they of course do a lot of **** that not even themselves have the slighest clue about.
When I hit 'em from the back, I got them mami's saying dammit man.

When I put it in their mouth, I got them mami's saying duh-huh-huh-muhh.
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I'm a woman, and I don't understand myself.
So I guess not.

a woman ay lets have a crack at that pussy,
see i figured em out

no i didnt get dumped. jus tryin to figure out how that beehive of a head works so maybe it will explain some of the things they do
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a woman ay lets have a crack at that pussy,
see i figured em out

If we figured them out, do you think we'd be here?
You're not brutal.

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Sorry, mate - can't help you. I'm a dude and I haven't even figured ME out...
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You're just another brick in the wall
agree with everything they say. unless it's "do i look fat in this?"
the answer to that is "i'll tell you when you're fat.
thats the way to a womans heart.
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listen to metal.
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why do girls always go 3 or four on the toilet all at once?

i want to know this as well,
especially when they are drunk/at parties

infact.....i dont understand woman at all
Top lel.
When a woman says everything is fine.... You are screwed.

When a woman says everything is not fine... You better not come home for a few days.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
women are not to be understood.

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making a windows machine look like a mac is like putting lipstick on a pig.

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women are not to be understood.



i think they do certain thinks to stop us understanding them
Top lel.
it's 2 sq roots of 3 isn't it?
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And the Tax! Dear God! When I only get one virgin a month, I want the whole freakin' thing! The damn government shouldn't be chopping it in half
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