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#1
so i was doing a project in astronomy today when one of my acquaintances walks up and asks me if i remember when we had the badger and a bunch of a lube and just tried to find out where it would fit. I of course said "yes i remember" just for the lulz. suddenly about a dozen people cried out AHHHHHH OMG!!!!! so now everyone in that class thinks im gay. so i was wondering if any of you had stories where people thought you were gay.
#3
people think i'm bi.... OH WAI- it's because i am
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#4
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This one time, a guy stuck his penis in my anus. Now people think I'm gay. WTF?

since when does having a wiener in your butt make you gay?
#5
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This one time, a guy stuck his penis in my anus. Now people think I'm gay. WTF?


Dude, that's like this time that I was balls deep in a mans ass. I finished, pulled out and rolled over. And the guy said to me " Do you want to cuddle?"
I said " No I'm not gay!"
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#7
I walked into a classroom once and people around me asked if I was gay.

True story.
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#8
My neighbor was gay.... then he moved
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#9
There's a guy on campus who has a t-shirt that says "I love men" on it. I wonder if he's...y'know...
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#10
My friend was gay, I uppercutted him. Cops were called.
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#11
One time just for fun we told this girl in my class this one guy was gay. She belived us and she went around thinking he was gay for about a week till we told her. The guy of course was the complete opposite of gay (straight).
#13
actually, I have a huge problem with making way too many gay jokes so because of that everyone thinks I'm gay. I feel bad too. I don't have anything against gays, that's just how I am. :/
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#14
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Ew.


She's a girl.

All girls are bi secretly.
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#15
One time I came into school wearing this and everybody thought I was gay

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#16
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She's a girl.

All girls are bi secretly.


I wish.
It'd make things a lot easier for me ://
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#18
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She's a girl.

All girls are bi secretly.


I've noticed similar qualities among my girls that are friends.
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#19
I was drunk and ended up playing strip poker with 4 other guys.

I don't know who suggested it in the first place but it ended up as

'**** off you wouldn't play anyway, you'd bottle it before you got your shirt off''

'I'd go further than you'

so it ended up as a 5 way game of chicken.

needless to say, none of us gave up. In the end, I won. Or lost depending on how you look at it. either way I had clothes on in the end (because of my awesome poker skills).

anyway there's my gay story.
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#20
the night me and a few other girls 'came out' it sorta... happened and then everyone just copped off with everyone

apart from me
i stayed out of it because to be quite frank they weren't my cup of tea

i just had to sit and suffer knowing what was going on

*shudders*
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#21
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One time I came into school wearing this and everybody thought I was gay




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#22
Well, this one time, a friend walked in on me fapping to some gay furry porn.

It was totally embarrasing as you can imagine.

He was all like "OH MY ****ING GOD... YOU'RE A STARFOX FAN?!?!?!!" Our friendship never recovered.
#23
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the night me and a few other girls 'came out' it sorta... happened and then everyone just copped off with everyone


Please elaborate.

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#24
i heard if you get a badger and some lube and stick it up your own ass it reverses the effect making you not gay

#25
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Please elaborate.


oh lawwwwd

hmmm
over at a friends house, baring in mind we're all like 14
i suppose someone just sorta said 'you know what i think im bi'

and then one girl kisses some girl and yeah theyre all having fun and i was sat on the edge of a bed like 'please lord let them stop ugh' and it was like 'reva dont be on your own'...


leave me alooooneeee
i wasnt that desparate

i believe during the night the 3 girls that were sharing the double bed decided they'd have a bit of a diddle

ugh

horrible night
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#27
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oh lawwwwd

hmmm
over at a friends house, baring in mind we're all like 14
i suppose someone just sorta said 'you know what i think im bi'

and then one girl kisses some girl and yeah theyre all having fun and i was sat on the edge of a bed like 'please lord let them stop ugh' and it was like 'reva dont be on your own'...


leave me alooooneeee
i wasnt that desparate

i believe during the night the 3 girls that were sharing the double bed decided they'd have a bit of a diddle

ugh

horrible night


Sounds like a normal saturdaynight to me.

Except I usually don't admit my bisexuality to 14-year-old girls.
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#28
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Except I usually don't admit my bisexuality to 14-year-old girls.

Well, you should try one day; you might finally get some.
#29
i wear tight pants, and always talk about porn, and people think just cuz i dont only watch lesbian im gay, just cuz theress dick in normal porn. i dont give a **** though, cuz i got my friends who all like porn and guitar, and skating.
#30
it managed to get around the school as well
which led to one of the girls completely denying 'NO IM NOT I'D NEVER THATS GROSSS'

whereas i win at life and stayed away from them and people couldnt lol at me for what had happened

super de duper
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#31
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oh lawwwwd

hmmm
over at a friends house, baring in mind we're all like 14
i suppose someone just sorta said 'you know what i think im bi'

and then one girl kisses some girl and yeah theyre all having fun and i was sat on the edge of a bed like 'please lord let them stop ugh' and it was like 'reva dont be on your own'...


leave me alooooneeee
i wasnt that desparate

i believe during the night the 3 girls that were sharing the double bed decided they'd have a bit of a diddle

ugh

horrible night

You think that's uncomfortable?

I had to stay in the same room as a gay couple (only the couch was left, I had it they had the floor).

I hear these sloppy noises gradually getting louder. In the end I had to say 'listen I don't care what you do as long as you keep it quiet and don't disturb me'

nobody was comfortable in that situation.

and yes I cockblocked twice with one comment. I rule at stuff like that.
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#32
probably the gayest experience ive had was the other day. me and the band (3 other dudes) were hanging out in the guys room and the guitarist said "lets rave".
so he turned out all the lights, put techno music on his surround sound stereo, and put up a couple of strobe lights and...we danced. for a while. crazily.

i felt dirty.
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#33
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it managed to get around the school as well
which led to one of the girls completely denying 'NO IM NOT I'D NEVER THATS GROSSS'

whereas i win at life and stayed away from them and people couldnt lol at me for what had happened

super de duper


I wish the girls at my school was like that.
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#34
well I was saying to my mate I was bi.....


so thats my gay story. I still maintain though that women have much better bodies than men.
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#35
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You think that's uncomfortable?

I had to stay in the same room as a gay couple (only the couch was left, I had it they had the floor).

I hear these sloppy noises gradually getting louder. In the end I had to say 'listen I don't care what you do as long as you keep it quiet and don't disturb me'

nobody was comfortable in that situation.

and yes I cockblocked twice with one comment. I rule at stuff like that.



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you poor bugger


it's not really fair for them to do that though
like it won't make 'horrible horrible homophobes' think anything better about gays


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I wish the girls at my school was like that.


what, ugly?
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#36
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You think that's uncomfortable?

I had to stay in the same room as a gay couple (only the couch was left, I had it they had the floor).

I hear these sloppy noises gradually getting louder. In the end I had to say 'listen I don't care what you do as long as you keep it quiet and don't disturb me'

nobody was comfortable in that situation.

and yes I cockblocked twice with one comment. I rule at stuff like that.


Would you have felt like cockblocking if it was boy-girl action?? Or was this a homophobic cockblock?
#37
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Would you have felt like cockblocking if it was boy-girl action?? Or was this a homophobic cockblock?


theres nothing homophobic about not wanting people to have sex two inches away from you...Its uncomfortable no matter what
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oh lawwwwd

hmmm
over at a friends house, baring in mind we're all like 14
i suppose someone just sorta said 'you know what i think im bi'

and then one girl kisses some girl and yeah theyre all having fun and i was sat on the edge of a bed like 'please lord let them stop ugh' and it was like 'reva dont be on your own'...


leave me alooooneeee
i wasnt that desparate

i believe during the night the 3 girls that were sharing the double bed decided they'd have a bit of a diddle

ugh

horrible night


What the hell is a diddle.
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