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#1
i heard that on december 21, 2012 the sun, earth, and center of our galaxy are supposed to align. The mayan culture predicted that this would be the end of the world....


i thought this was kinda scary but im not so sure its true, what do you guys think?
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#3
not true.
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#5
Just because 3 things align everything is going to end? wtf?
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#6
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i heard that on december 21, 2012 the sun, earth, and center of our galaxy are supposed to align. The mayan culture predicted that this would be the end of the world....


i thought this was kinda scary but im not so sure its true, what do you guys think?

Maybe the Mayans were just like, screw this the calendar's already too fuckin' long so just end the damn thing. You never know.
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#7
haha i have no idea, but i thought the alignment thing was kinda cool

i guess it only happens like every 25 million years
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#8
mayan civilization= destroyed. Shows how well they predicted their end doesn't it?
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#9
but... but... WE WOULD MISS CHRISTMAS!!!

seriously though, not gonna happen

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#10
Yea because the people from thousands of years ago were smarter than scientists today...


If this was true, all the smart people who know about it would be looting and **** by now
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#11
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Just because 3 things align everything is going to end? wtf?

i always thought the same thing. If the mayans were so good at predicting, why didn't they predict their extinction?
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#12
So you're saying if I take my ruler, and set an airsoft pellet, a marble, and a baseball along it's side, a catastrophic explosion will decimate me and my bedroom?

****IN' SWEET!
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#13
It's just like when people said the world would end on Y2K.

Won't happen.
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#14
This topic has been discussed to death and The world isn't going end
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So you're saying if I take my ruler, and set an airsoft pellet, a marble, and a baseball along it's side, a catastrophic explosion will decimate me and my bedroom?

****IN' SWEET!



i know, i like how the mayans think
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#18
Well my teacher might be talking out of his ass but he said when that happens somehow the center of the galaxy drops.Somehow by black magic it will flip the magnetic poles causing the Earth to be ass raped by storms and earthquakes.
#20
The Mayans used to believe in human sacrafice to appease their gods. Then they decided to give that up. I'm not trusting nothing from a bunch of quitters.

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Just because 3 things align everything is going to end? wtf?


I was thinking that too, but you beat me to it.
#22
Wait.....isnt the sun the center of our galaxy...?
So the sun is going to be aligned with not only the earth, but itself?
Please correct me if I'm wrong...but that's bull****.
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#23
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So you're saying if I take my ruler, and set an airsoft pellet, a marble, and a baseball along it's side, a catastrophic explosion will decimate me and my bedroom?

****IN' SWEET!


It's more like it you align a grain of salt, a bb, and a city
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#24
WTF not another one of these!

Mkay, the world dosn't end on just some day. The world might not being going good right now but that dosn't mean it's gonna stay that way. The mayans were douchbags and liked to predict random **** and pretend they knew it all along after the fact. Only our maker can decide when to end the world and I highly doubt it will be on that day. Why? I dunno, but why would you believe a dead race of Native Americans? Case closed.
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Well my teacher might be talking out of his ass but he said when that happens somehow the center of the galaxy drops.Somehow by black magic it will flip the magnetic poles causing the Earth to be ass raped by storms and earthquakes.


So, I won't be destroyed by a catastrophic explosion... I'll just flip upside-down and get raped in the ass by random earthly phenomena?
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#26
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Wait.....isnt the sun the center of our galaxy...?
So the sun is going to be aligned with not only the earth, but itself?
Please correct me if I'm wrong...but that's bull****.

No its not.
Its the center of the solar system. Not galaxy. It lies pretty far away from the centre of Milky Way, which is our galaxy.
#27
The Mayans used to believe in human sacrafice to appease their gods. Then they decided to give that up. I'm not trusting nothing from a bunch of quitters.



Dude, sig! Yeah the mayans were ****ed up eating people and stuff.
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#28
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wait... big objects in the sky aligned = end of humanity?


exactly.

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#29
That's crap. The Mayans did not predict that date as the end of the world but rather as a changing of eras. It's astounding how many people get that wrong.
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#30
First off, this has been said a thousand times about a thousand other dates. Secondly.. look at the dates. Everyone thinks they can solve the mystery of life with numbers nowadays.
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#31
Ok, thanks...I felt like a genius for a couple seconds...but still, this theory is total bull****.
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#32
I was watching a TV show on the end of the world . . . I could tell it was a re-run because the proposed doomsday was in 1997.
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#33
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It's just like when people said the world would end on Y2K.

Won't happen.


Y2K = biggest scam ever...

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#34
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So, I won't be destroyed by a catastrophic explosion... I'll just flip upside-down and get raped in the ass by random earthly phenomena?



Eh, a polar shift would cause massive climate change and some how piss of tectonic plates to form massive gaps and earthquakes. My teacher is a moron, I wouldn't believe him.
#35
''well the future's uncertain and the end is always near...''


bull**** i say, yeah yeah.. the end is ALWAYS at hand it seems, people all over the world for hundreds of years have made statements about the world ending.

all you guys should be worrying about is when the world ends for YOU.

besides... they gotta end the calendar at some point eh? they probably reckoned 2012 years was enough
#36
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mayan civilization= destroyed. Shows how well they predicted their end doesn't it?

they did predict their end
#37
So I've heard that since of all the polar ice cap melting that when whatever is supposed to align the tides are going to be the biggest that we have witnessed. But I don't think it will be epic tidal waves or anything just some houses ruined maybe worse in other parts of the world.

End of world?

no

looting chance?

yes
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#38
It's just like the y2k theory. Today a meteor (the one that might hit mars) was supposed to destroy part of the surface of the earth.
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#39
Yeah, I heard about that stuff too. Like the Earth destroys 90% of it's life every 64 million or so years. And the Ice Age was around 65 million years ago.
#40
it wasnt just the mayans, its been said through MANY early societys. Nostradomus predicted it, as well as a few other prophets. I watch alot of history channel
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