#3
I'm not saving you.

It's as simple as that.
Quote by Vermintide
I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#10
crack your back reall loud wahile no ones looking just to freak em out
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

Quote by TheReverend724
Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

Quote by thanksgiving

"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"


Viscara (my band)
#12
Quote by Skippy_McNutty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWcMmmtNk_A

This made me cry and not be able to swallow, so as I was crying I was also drooling, that's how funny it was to me.


Edit: And then study after


OH MY GOD! This comment from some guy on youtube sums it up:

"Actually, unlike most people here... I found this vid to be highly amusing. I never laughed my ass off so hard at someone being "a complete idiot". Be honest, this kind of direct and pure retardism you will never witness on your telly screen or in the theater. GJ ;p"

That video was amazing.
Breedlove Studio D25/SM Acoustic
Epiphone Les Paul Custom w/ EMGs
B-52 AT-212 Tube Amp
MXR 10 Band EQ
Digitech Bad Monkey
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
#13
convince people to watch 2 girls 1 cup
Fender American Standard Stratocaster
Ibanez TS-9
EHX Big Muff Pi
Companion Fuzz Box
EHX Pulsar
Boss DD-6
Fender Hot Rod Deville 212
#14
homework and/or ask to go to the bathroom and walk around in the halls

/thread
Quote by bendystraw
good luck in the war... oh wait Canada. lol.
Quote by Carswell98
I like the name Canada, lets stick with that

then, everybody will think its a joke when someone screams;
"THE CANADIAN ARMY IS ATTACKING!!!!!!"

element of surprise is ensured
#15
On somedays I have two 90 minute study halls in a row. Get this: we're not allowed to listen to music or even talk! I rely on magazines, books, and surfing the internet on the school computers. (Risky, because they are spied on.)
Shiny metallic purple armor.
#16
I would love to have a 90 minute study hall, especially if no one was allowed to talk. That's 90 more minutes that I could be sleeping the next night; I get a lot of homework.
#17
music theory ftw!
take songs u kno by heart and figure out what scales u could use to solo over that song and figure out what key the song is in
i used to write down random chord names and figure them out on paper and the different positions u could play the guitar on the neck, for example A7m#13 and then write down what that chord is in notes and positions on fretboard
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#20
Study as much as you can and get A's.
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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#21
pull out a **** ring in the middle of class. and start checking it out and ****in with it like turning it on and ****, and be like "**** this thing vinrates pretty nicely..."and see how many people laugh at you.
#22
ditch
i luf da grammer knotziez

gear: (i wanna fit in)
ibanez tbx150r
phase90
lil big muff pi
weeping demon
esp viper100
boss chorus
other junk
Quote by donkey the wise
Well played Sir sFsKroniK
yay m special
#24
Organize a lot of shopping carts and gather Newspaper, to sleep on!
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#25
Shout out slogans at people that look uncomfortable.

Alternatively, quote random movies!
#26
Quote by Mr Montana
Shout out slogans at people that look uncomfortable.

Alternatively, quote random movies!

yay!
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#27
Masturbate...
KEEP ACOUSTIC ALIVE


Quote by Ace88
If i were an enzyme, id be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.


Quote by Skippy_McNutty
Who took the bite out of the Mac Apple?


Quote by metdethslaythrx
naomi.
its "i moan" spelled backwards.


Quote by Zero-Hartman
Cheers for the penis!



Muffins?
#28
Quote by C O B H C
Listen to music.

And/or wank.


Quote by imthehitcher
you truly are a prince of men


Quote by isuckhardcore
I get naked FOR my dog.
#29
Fap Sesh!!!! *looks around* Anybody?

You could look at porn or search inapproriate words and see what your school filter stops.

I was looking up the origins of Hardcore Punk for a school assignment and it got blocked for pornography
#30
Quote by C O B H C
Listen to music.

And/or wank.


+1, The Pit never dissapoints me

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.