#1
Ok, so you get chosen to be "made" by MTV (i know it sucks), but anyway, they say they can help you become whatever you want to be.

So UG, What would you chose? *PICS ARE A PLUS*

I would want to be made into a mudkip...




OR

possibly a Jet plane???




YOUR TURN.


*and yes, this thread was inspired by the "MTV MADE is coming to my school" thread. :P*
#4
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an ewok, deffinitly an ewok


Weird. I was already thinking "Wookie" before I read your response.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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#7
bill gates
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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#9
...woooooooooooow
Peavey XXX combo *upgraded screen resistors, Tung-Sol's, and 6L6's*
Schecter Syn Std. * modded, scalloped, and worn*
Schecter C-1 Elite *still sexy*
Ibanez AEL 12-string

"He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts"
#10
i would like to be made into a yngwie malmsteen

or this
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#11
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#12

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#14
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Raptor Jesus.


win
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#16
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i would like to be made into a yngwie malmsteen


gross
#17
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rihanna's tampon


That's the best one yet.

EDIT: As for myself I'd say, huh, let's get to the point guys ---» a girl, so that I could touch myself all day and then finaly get to know how they feel right after .
I love music, if music would be a girl then I'd date her, until then let's get back on Earth
#18
Name brand soda
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#19
I wanna be a puppet....
"Don't make me come down there!"


-God

[quote=""Professor McGonagall"
"]Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?


I'm a girl, by the way.
#21
DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS

"M.T.V.-Get Off The Air"

Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
[click!]
Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll

How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their tits and their dicks
As they lip-synch on screen
There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air
And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25
"It's the new frontier," they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.-Get off the air!
NOW
#23


If only if only
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I like you, as a fellow vocalist I like that you are here on UG and admit to not being a guitarist.
Bravo.




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GTFO non-guitarist!


Joke
#24
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#25
MADE is having open auditions at my school tomorrow...
fght ff yr dmns. wrt sngs n yr slp. fight yr dmns your DEMONS. w lv y. w mss y. i lv y s mch tht t hrts m hd.
#26


That.
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#27


Anyone who knows me saw this coming

OR

The most badass alien superhero suit movie with Mark Hamill in it (the first one, not the second. I had to find an awesome picture of the Guyver)

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#29
Gordon Freeman....
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.