#1
So, during a homecoming, I left my jacket in the locker room. I forgot about it, and left it there over the weekend. I come back and its gone. So, I decided not to worry about it, until I see a guy I know wearing my jacket! And trust me, it's not one of those "Oh we have the same jacket" kind of things. So, I asked him where he got the jacket, and he swore his "momma bought it for him". I asked him would she say that, and he got all quite. How can I get my jacket back? And please, don't say fight him. I'm not a wimp, but this guy isn't someone who I could beat.
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#3
Threaten to tell on him if he doesn't give you your jacket back. That'll show him.
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#7
tell a teacher?
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For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#9
Find him and yell 'HEY!GIMME BACK MY JACKET,YOU'RE STRETCHING IT OUT YOU FAT PIG!'
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#10
Just walk up and blip the bitch, then snatch it off his back while he's down.
#11
Put a gun to his head. That tends to sort awkward situations out quite nicely. But seriously, tell him to give it back to you, or show you a receipt. If he doesn't, warn him that you will resort to drastic measures. If he still does not comply, I don't care how big he is, an oak 2x4 to the groin can not be argued with.
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#12
Offer to buy him a new one, but tell him you need to see that one to get his measurements.
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So, during a homecoming, I left my jacket in the locker room. I forgot about it, and left it there over the weekend. I come back and its gone. So, I decided not to worry about it, until I see a guy I know wearing my jacket! And trust me, it's not one of those "Oh we have the same jacket" kind of things. So, I asked him where he got the jacket, and he swore his "momma bought it for him". I asked him would she say that, and he got all quite. How can I get my jacket back? And please, don't say fight him. I'm not a wimp, but this guy isn't someone who I could beat.


you cant let people walk over you bro. let him know you want it back. If he refuses you step it up and demand it back. If that doesnt work kick him in the balls and knee him in the nose... im serious. i see where you said this isnt someone you could beat. Ive never had the problem of being a small guy, but id take an asskickin before I let someone walk over me like that. remember this, you crush a mans knee and hell drop like a stone. Make sure its your jacket... if it is go for it man, dont let him walk on you


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#18
well idk about ur school, but mine always has cops walkin around in it, tell one of them, if u dont got pigs, then tell an administrator
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#19
Excuse me sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you kindly return the jacket which you accidently took from me. I'm sure it was an accident and i don't want to get into a argument about it so howza bout you give it back **** TARD!!!!!!!!
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#20
Ask for the jacket back?
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#22
ask him for it back, nicely. then if he doesn't, get out a cell phone and call the cops. theft is a crime, therefore you can get him for robbery. he'll probably give it back as soon as you call the coppers. Some assface stole my shoes at a track practice, and i just pretended to call the cops, and got them back in about three seconds.
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#23
Walk up to him, stand up straight, feet squared with his, look him dead in the eye, and tell him that you know it is your jacket, and to give it to you. Be direct.

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I had a guy that stole my iPod and I saw him using it a couple of days after it went missing. I went up to him and said wow my ipod has a dent in that exact same place! what are you listening to? and he said "Oh, I only just got it, so I don't have much on it." I then said can I have a look, and he wasn't really confortable about it but he showed me.. and I said "OMG YOU LIKE HARDCORE!??!" and he was like "wtf?" and I just said "This is my ipod, it is registered under my name and I can prove it, if you don't give it back in 5 seconds I'm calling the cops." That seemed to work...

Just say you have a jacket that looks the same and that you lost it at homecoming. keep on hinting its yours, if he holds up just say "if you don't give it to me now, I am grabbing the headmaster" and if your school is one that doesn't do anything about theft just get a posse and bash him.
#27
Gather a couple of friends, and ask the jacket back politely.
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#28
the bigger they are the harder they fall. a steel bat to the back of the head should K.O his ass. if he dies well he deserved it, i hate thieves and if i had it my way theyd die
#29
just steal it back
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#30
Bring a gun. If he doesn't give it back then, then he's either very brave or very stupid.
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#31
Naw, Naw, don't do it yourself. Get a friend to steal it. Works a charm.

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Needless to say when she confronted him he blamed me, and I spent the next several days running for my life.

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