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detintion for blowing your nose

detintion for clicking your pen
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got a detention because the teacher said she wont hesitate to give one out, and i said jokingly " 0 RLY?" about an hour later i was in the office.
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Detention for spelling "Thread" incorrectly is what you should of got.

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Four days of ISS for laughing after a kid called me a spic. He got a single detention.

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I scrolled using the mouse wheel instead of pressing the down arrow on the screen

apparently that called for a trip to the office
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detention for throwing a bead (in art class) to the person sitting right next to me.

detention for standing up in class to stretch, after the lesson was over
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Detention for not going to detention.

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detention for answering a question that he asked correctly.
just because i didnt raise my hand.
Detention for raising my hand and answering the question.

I guess it was wrong, she didn't like that.
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Four days of ISS for laughing after a kid called me a spic. He got a single detention.

/thread. got ISS for laughing at an insult directed towards...YOU?

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Detention for telling my Biology teacher she was crazy.
detention for forgetting a pencil, once.
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detention for telling my teacher he had a bit of ramen noodle stuck to his nose.(directly after lunch block and i even raised my hand)he said i was a smart asz
detention for calling my teacher a woman
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Well one time in preschool during naptime my teacher was walking around and stepped on one of the sleeping kids heads, smashing it all over the place. I think that may be the worst teacher tread ever.
I got detention for dividing by zero in math. I guess the teacher didn't like her phone not working anymore.
this is a little different but i have a teacher who constantly pops painkillers during class and she never knows the answers to the homework, cant grade tests. and thoght that .40 and 1/5s where the same thing.
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Detention for laughing at my friend for getting detention for talking about white phosphorous.

EDIT: although he was one of the coolest teachers ever.
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Well, it wasn't a detention, but I got yelled at for stretching.

In my seat.

Wtf? It like... was so unexpected... Kind of odd, really. I just kinda put my arms behind me and the teacher FREAKED out.

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Detention for passing notes.
It was of a cartoon making fun of her badly drawn carrot. Like it's my fault she can't draw.
Detention the second day of school for asking the teacher if I could use the restroom.

What a bitch.
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We had a really terrible Computing teacher in High School - he'd be filled with this incomprehensible rage and the only way he could deal with it would be staring murderously at anybody who disrupted at the class before trying his best to talk in measured tones and give out detention.

One time, this guy farted and he stared at the wrong kid for about 10 minutes solid, not saying a word, while the rest of us cried with laughter. Good times. Disturbing, but good.
My friend got a detention for asking our (young) English teacher if he had any pics of his fiance...:P

And I've gotten them for stealing foodstuffs from people at lunch.
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