#1
ok so heres the situation i decided to try to divide by zero on my cell phone calculator.When i hit the equals button my phone said error and shut off so i figured it was temporary...this was an hour ago and it still wont turn on anyone know what to do?
#6
... I seriously doubt that.

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thats the weird thing is im serious it has to be some hell of a coincidence or something but my phone seriously wont turn back on. i tried taking the battery out and cleaning the copper prongs off and took my sim card out and put it back in but nothing is working and im phone retarded so i dont know what else to try.
#11
maybe your battery is...dead
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thats the weird thing is im serious it has to be some hell of a coincidence or something but my phone seriously wont turn back on. i tried taking the battery out and cleaning the copper prongs off and took my sim card out and put it back in but nothing is working and im phone retarded so i dont know what else to try.

Charge the phone maybe?

#13
hahaha xD so... WHY THE F**K WERE YOU DIVIDING ANY NUMBER BY ZERO? xDD
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#15
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lol anything divided by zero is zero, why did you need a calculator for that?


you have no idea how wrong you are....
seriously... get out a calculator and try it...

and it would be closer to infinity than zero...

think about it... the limit of 5/x as x approaches 0 is infinity....
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#16
its been on the charger since it happened is it possible that a wire going to the three prongs that touch the battery is loose or something. im gonna take it apart and check for any loose wires or anything that looks out of wack
#18
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lol anything divided by zero is zero, why did you need a calculator for that?


dude get an education.
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#19
on a more serious note let me fix your problem in three easy steps

1. (this ones important) plug the phone into the charger
2. get a wet rag
3. grab the phone with the rag

this will turn the phone causing the insides to internally combust and then start up again


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#22
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you have no idea how wrong you are....
seriously... get out a calculator and try it...

and it would be closer to infinity than zero...

think about it... the limit of 5/x as x approaches 0 is infinity....


+1 for calculus
#23
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lol anything divided by zero is zero, why did you need a calculator for that?

lol
sup?
#24
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dude get an education.

Hey, we dont need no education.

/lame reference

sounds extremely coincidental, i doubt that trying to perform an impossible equation would make your phone not work anymore.
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#25
um, call the phone company?

OMG I JUST TRIED TO DIVIDE BY ZERO ON MY PC CALCULATOR!! MY PC SHUT DOWN AND WON'T TURN BACK ON!
#26
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Hey, we dont need no education.


I'm going to give you ten minutes to think about what you just said. Go ahead, think.
#27
well to the wet rag comment that would do absoloutley nothing(seeing as u want me to shock myself)if a cell phone charger put enough electricity through to the phone that i would even be able to feel it most of the wiring and components inside would be fried.and i have been shocked a few time in my life(helping my dad wire houses) and the standard 110 doesnt really hurt that much.
#28
if u tried to divide by zero then i'm sorry ur an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and u dont need a phone or a computer with internet access... what u need is HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#29
I wasnt trying to shock you, what kind of an idiot do you take me for, I just wanted to see if you were dumb enough to listen to advice from the pit.

but your not so bravo

just take the battery out and put it back in
#31
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if u tried to divide by zero then i'm sorry ur an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and u dont need a phone or a computer with internet access... what u need is HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, calm down. Maybe you're the one who needs "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Maybe dividing by zero caused some sort of fatal error or something in your phone. Is it an old model?
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#33
I found the culprit of why it doesnt work.there is a dry rotted wire between the screen and the battery making it short so after a trip to radio shack to get a new wire it will be good.(i guess dividing by zero istantly dry rots moto razr v2's so dont try it)
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um, call the phone company?

OMG I JUST TRIED TO DIVIDE BY ZERO ON MY PC CALCULATOR!! MY PC SHUT DOWN AND WON'T TURN BACK ON!


...And on what phone exactly!?

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