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Alright so this REALLY hot chick from out of town that ive been talking to for a little while says she wants to meet up and **** me. And im a virgin and i dont wanna be nervous but i am any help?......myspace.com/ilovewedle
Last edited by jimmyslashpage at Jan 30, 2008,
#3
Sex Thread buddy..
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#5
dont do it.
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#11
*waits for the lol wut pear to make an appearance*.

make sure you dont wear a condom, because i want another idiot like you in the world
#12
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Yes. Ask the pit.


Haha!

It does amaze me how many people turn to The Pit for serious advice, particularly about sex and stuff.
#13
If your both naked whats there to be nervous about ?
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#14
Girl: So, ah wanna meet up and have some fun this weekend?
jimmyslashpage: Umm, I don't know, let me ask the Pit first ...
Girl:
jimmyslashpage:
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#15
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then y the hell would you think twice about it?


Im not thinking twice im just nervous and im trying to not be but its not working
#18
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Girl: So, ah wanna meet up and have some fun this weekend?
jimmyslashpage: Umm, I don't know, let me ask the Pit first ...
Girl:
jimmyslashpage:


**** it im not thinking about not doing im just ******* nervous and dont wanna be
#20
Serious Tip: Don't focus too much on what you're doing, you'll last longer.
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#21
ahhh UG is there any better place to share stories about losing your virginity? good job boy, go get that poon!
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#22
Just do what public speakers do to rid themselves of nervousness. Imagine her naked. Wait...
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Quote by jimmyslashpage
**** it im not thinking about not doing im just ******* nervous and dont wanna be


Listen dude, everybody's nervous about their first time. It's completely natural. There's no way to just magic away your nerves. But if you do end up doing the dirty with her, just do your best to get into the mood and enjoy it, don't think too much about it.
#25
Get drunk first. It worked for me and you'll last longer. Some say it's the "Curse" of whiskey d**k, but I say it's a blessing
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#26
**** her up the ass
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#27
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Get drunk first. It worked for me and you'll last longer. Some say it's the "Curse" of whiskey d**k, but I say it's a blessing


Especially on a first time. Don't want things ending before they begin...
#28
haha I can already see him coming back here to ask for advice:

"advice on pregnancy" "hey guys that super hot chick got pregnant because I had sex with her what should I do??

LOL
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#29
don't go in there with a loaded gun boy!

have a wank before you **** her, then you'll last much longer
#31
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just give her anal....chicks like that and its a less traveled hole...well going in THAT direction it is.

plus you can creampie her...then punch her in the face for good measure.

Why not ride her down the stairs while you're at it?
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don't go in there with a loaded gun boy!

have a wank before you **** her, then you'll last much longer


yes! always whack it.

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Why not ride her down the stairs while you're at it?


I lol'd at that.
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#34
Call up Stone Cold and have him Stone Cold Stunner her right in the middle of the act.
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#35
honestly sounds like a prank. either that or its not a hot chck but a 40 year old man whos gonna throw you in the back of his van and rape you like theres no tomorrow.
#36
dude ur obviously going to be nervous ur gunna lose ur virginity. just stop being a pussy just go with it. and do it!!!!!!!!!!!!
#37
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Call up Stone Cold and have him Stone Cold Stunner her right in the middle of the act.


That's the best advice I have EVER heard.
#38
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honestly sounds like a prank. either that or its not a hot chck but a 40 year old man whos gonna throw you in the back of his van and rape you like theres no tomorrow.


+1 lol
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#39
Quote by rotaguy
honestly sounds like a prank. either that or its not a hot chck but a 40 year old man whos gonna throw you in the back of his van and rape you like theres no tomorrow.



i think that would make a nice story to tell his son one day about how he lost his virginity
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