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#1
he came home with 5 guitars and a PS3 for me. theres no special occasion or anything

anybody got cool parent storys?
#2
my dad got me a red dodge convertible for my 2nd cousin's half birthday.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#3
Maybe he's dying of cancer


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#4
seriously?!
the coolest thing my dad ever did was introduce me to good music
which is pretty cool
but lets face it, i would have found it sooner or later anyway.
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#5
Quote by Crimson Ghost
he came home with 5 guitars and a PS3 for me. theres no special occasion or anything

anybody got cool parent storys?


Cool!


Wait...


.....what?
#7
Quote by fade2black_69
Maybe he's dying of cancer


haha, na, stuff like this has happened before and he cant keep secrets
#12
hahaha. my dad once found porn on my computer that wasn't actually porn... hard to explain but it was a torrent download gone wrong... well anyways he saw a folder called "Blonde Lesbians" in the recycle bin and he was like "*insert name here* I saw a folder called Blonde Lesbians on the computer, I don't care if you're looking at that stuff as long as your mum doesn't find out."
#13
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haha, na, stuff like this has happened before and he cant keep secrets

damn
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#15
damn lucky bastard...
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#16
Wow.. 5 guitars?

Great now I'm all sad, because I only have 2 guitars.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#19
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Pics, or it didn't happen.


Agree.

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#21
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Pics, or it didn't happen.


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#22
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Pics, or it didn't happen.


+1.

I don't believe this for a second. Unless of course your dad is menically insane, that's the only way he could have reasoned out you needing 5 new guitars at once.. of course, if he is menically insane, chances are he wouldn't have been able to afford the guitars and a PS3.
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#23
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hahaha. my dad once found porn on my computer that wasn't actually porn... hard to explain but it was a torrent download gone wrong... well anyways he saw a folder called "Blonde Lesbians" in the recycle bin and he was like "*insert name here* I saw a folder called Blonde Lesbians on the computer, I don't care if you're looking at that stuff as long as your mum doesn't find out."



#24
Quote by Doppelgänger
Pics, or it didn't happen.



yes. we need photo verification for this one. otherwise i call BS unless you dad is rich.
#25
My dad introduced me to KoRn...I know that pretty much everyone and their grandmother hates KoRn now, but that was the band that got me into metal. He also gave me my first electric guitar when I was 11.
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#26
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yes. we need photo verification for this one. otherwise i call BS unless you dad is rich.


if it helps my dad got a large settlement check for a work injury :O
#27
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My dad introduced me to KoRn...I know that pretty much everyone and their grandmother hates KoRn now, but that was the band that got me into metal. He also gave me my first electric guitar when I was 11.

LOL WUT??
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#29
You know what? I think he's lying. If I made the outrageous claim that my dad bought me five guitars, let alone all at once, I wouldn't make a thread unless I had nice pics.
Also, why five guitars??

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#30
what kind of guitars were they? i mean anyone can get 5 wal mart guitars at the low low price of 365.90. always low prices. always.
#31
why 5 guitars?! why not 4...how did he carry all of that? and the fact that your on a guitar forum telling everyone about ur new toys and not using/playing them? calls bluff.
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#32
Quote by jthm_guitarist
Pics of everything w/ price tags.

Maybe your mom died?


my moms alive
i believe 3 of the guitars are used and 2 are being held at guitar center till february 25 cause they have to verify that they werent stolen when GC got them .
vut im more than willing to post pics tomorrow
#33
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what kind of guitars were they? i mean anyone can get 5 wal mart guitars at the low low price of 365.90. always low prices. always.



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#34
Quote by Crimson Ghost
my moms alive
i believe 3 of the guitars are used and 2 are being held at guitar center till february 25 cause they have to verify that they werent stolen when GC got them .
vut im more than willing to post pics tomorrow


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#37
Quote by Crimson Ghost
2 are being held at guitar center till february 25

" I bought you a Gibson Les Paul Custom. But Guitar Center is holding it for a month because that's how long it takes them to check if it's stolen. Wanna start doing some chores to pay me back?"
"Okay daddy! "
*one month of chores later*
"Today's the day! Where's my guitar??? "
"WTF are you talking about? "
"... "

My parents tried the same thing.

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#38
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" I bought you a Gibson Les Paul Custom. But Guitar Center is holding it for a month because that's how long it takes them to check if it's stolen. Wanna start doing some chores to pay me back?"
"Okay daddy! "
*one month of chores later*
"Today's the day! Where's my guitar??? "
"WTF are you talking about? "
"... "

My parents tried the same thing.


if that happens, at least i still have three of them
#39
There's a difference between having too much money for one's own good and being cool.
#40
Quote by Crimson Ghost
HAHA, i dont have cancer,

That's what YOU think.

If
you're dad did buy you 5 guitars, it was only because you only have 1 week to live, and he wanted you to enjoy your last days alive.