#1
so i dont know where this belongs.. but anyways here goes

so this friend of mine has been confiding his own masterbation in me... =[

anyways apparently he thinks he ejaculates too fast... n ive told him a lot about u intelligent pitmonkeys n how u have an answer for everythin.. so he told me to ask u... and well here it goes..

how can u prolong ejaculation???.. in other words how can he prevent himself from ejaculating too fast??
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#4
Tell him to get a speed radar gun.

If he ejaculates faster than 28 miles per hour... Its too fast...

(The average male ejaculation is 28 mph...)
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#5
Tie the end up with an elastic band...

Seriously why bother posting this sort of thing in the Pit???
#6
Stop and start, slow down, think about something else.
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+1

and......practice? I dunno I do not have this problem

This probably belongs in the sex thread
#9
its not for your friend its for you. this is obviously meant for the sex thread. and your fourteen, the only thing your going to let down by cuming to fast is yourself so get over it
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#10
think about something you don't find a turn on. question is, if it's just masterbation then why does he want to prolong it? If it was sex then I can understand his worries, but a fast wank? I thought that was a good thing.
#11
Quote by KENZI199
think about something you don't find a turn on. question is, if it's just masterbation then why does he want to prolong it? If it was sex then I can understand his worries, but a fast wank? I thought that was a good thing.


It feels better when you come if it's prolonged.
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#12
Quote by splinter26
its not for your friend its for you. this is obviously meant for the sex thread. and your fourteen, the only thing your going to let down by cuming to fast is yourself so get over it



dude... i dont wank yeah im like the only teenager who doesnt wank i just think its disgustin.
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#13
Tell him to do Kegel exercises

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#15
hahahaa.
hold it in..
slow it down...

maybe try it more occasionally... could help.

but "MY friend". blatently you mate. hahaha dont need to worry. it happens to the best of us.
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#16
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Think about his mother.

I've tried thinking about my grandmother before, but it didn't really work, then I came thinking about her. It's horrible. Don't do it
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I've tried thinking about my grandmother before, but it didn't really work, then I came thinking about her. It's horrible. Don't do it

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You are sigged, my friend.

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you good sir have been sigged for your lol-able story of woe
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#21
Tantra.

its like meditation to have sex for hours upon hours.

my ex-roommate and i went to a bookstore, i got something on lucid dreaming and he got one on Tantra and one on Kama Sutra.

and.. if youre not willing to sit for long amounts of time meditating and practicing....

tell him to get drunk before he fvcks.. whiskey is the best.
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so he told me to ask u

and the biggest BS thread of the year award goes to...
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#23
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dude... i dont wank yeah im like the only teenager who doesnt wank i just think its disgustin.


just wait for sex

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#25
Tell him to take it to the sex thread.

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