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#1
This is a bit of a rip-off of Maddox, but screw it.

So, have any of you heard any lyrics that just didn't sound right? If yes then you qualify to post them in this thread! Yay for you!

So... My own...

"I'm deep inside your children..." - Sleep Now in the Fire, RATM
"If you want to touch flames, then come onto me..." - Devil's Plaything, Danzig.

There ya go. Go nuts.

Edit: Misheard lyrics are also accepted.
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at Jan 30, 2008,
#2
Some sort of pop song one of my friends was listening to was called "How do you measure a man" or something.
#4
Hah, actually its all up to a person's interpretation of the words, You might find it sexual where it was actually meant to be something far from that. But meh, I can't remember any at the moment
#5
Quote by sum_ugly_man
Hah, actually its all up to a person's interpretation of the words, You might find it sexual where it was actually meant to be something far from that. But meh, I can't remember any at the moment

They're obviously not really sexual... hence the 'unintentionally' that I placed ever so subtley in the title.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#6
I'll say one thing: Blue Orchid by White Stripes.

I know this isn't the case, but:

"You've got an erection.
You've got an erection dead in you."


Also, at 0.42 into Remembrance by Gojira, it sounds like he growls:

"No way, must go,
I want to find and drink the speeeeerrrrrmm!"

/misheard lyrics.
#8
In What's The Buzz from Jesus Christ Superstar, there's one line Jesus sings that is intensely sexual. "Mmm, Mary that is good".

I titter everytime I hear it.
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#9
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I'll say one thing: Blue Orchid by White Stripes.

I know this isn't the case, but:

"You've got an erection.
You've got an erection dead in you."


Also, at 0.42 into Remembrance by Gojira, it sounds like he growls:

"No way, must go,
I want to find and drink the speeeeerrrrrmm!"

/misheard lyrics.

Hmmm...

*Edits first post*
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#10
Muscle Museum by Muse is definitely about masturbation.


She had something to confess to
But you dont have the time so
Look the other way
You will wait until it's over
To reveal what you'd never shown her
Too little
much too late

Can you see that I am needing
Begging for so much more
Than you could ever give
And I don't want you to adore me
Don't want you to ignore me
When it pleases you
And I'll do it on my own

I have played in every toilet
But you still want to spoil it
To prove I've made a big mistake
Too long trying to resist it
You've just gone and missed it
It's escaped your world
Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#11
'Remember when you told me that you wanted to wrap around the rocket'

Electric 6 - Rubber Rocket.


Actually, that is intentionally dirty, but I can't be bothered deleting. To hit that 'post' button is easier
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#12
dear diary, tonight will be our last
my hands are itching for razors
my angel, this knife shall carve thee wings
consumed by sickness, i ache to see your blood
the hour approaches when i shall lay a nest inside of you

sliced open i lay waste to my desires
sweet entrails are scooped onto the tile

and in my dreams i hold your head beneath the waves
after you've died, i kiss the nape of your porcelain neck
you enter me in death's perpetual embrace
skin tightens in the throes of lust

and in my dreams i cut your mouth from ear to ear
dissecting your angelic body in the quiet of your room
how splendidly i carve into your tender heart
shuddering between the sheets

for weeks i've watched you, perched above your sleeping form
as i caress your perfection
my angel, i'll tear your insides out
my mind is flooding, the marrow of your bones
i cannot subside 'til i have suckled every inch of you

your features now glazed in your own blood
my fingers find home amongst your guts

and in my dreams i hold your head beneath the waves
after you've died, i kiss the nape of your porcelain neck
you enter me in death's perpetual embrace
skin tightens in the throes of lust

and in my dreams i cut your mouth from ear to ear
dissecting your angelic body in the quiet of your room
how splendidly i carve into your tender heart
shuddering between the sheets

whisper your name as you awaken your throat gasps, your skin recoils
we shall be intertwined, entangled in our love
murder beckons as time stops with your voice

"i'll love you forever" -- and forever it shall be
the knives begin singing, they're weeping for your flesh

the pinnacle of obsession is clawing at the fibers of my mind
the rampant state of elation is heightened by the paleness of your cries
with a promise of absolution, my thoughts are tangled in my creations
with a promise of unequaled pleasure, reason is twisting
the knives are crooning for this perfect end

for weeks i've watched you, perched above your sleeping form
as i caress your perfection
my angel, i'll tear your insides out
my mind is flooding, the marrow of your bones
i cannot subside 'til i have suckled every inch of you

i feel the fibers stretch and tear
unbridled climax is achieved
i've waited so long for this moment
the euphoric act of suicide -- suicide!


Or, not so subtle ...
R E G G A E
#13
Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

Oh baby dont you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?


Maybe not unintentionally.
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#14
If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends.


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#15
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If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends.



Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#17
Jerk it out - caesars.... just listen to it

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#19
COME ON TOUCH ME BABE!
Cant you see that I am not afraid?

Well, when it's Jim we are talking about, who knows?
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#20
Iced Earth's Jeckyl and Hyde.

There is a spoken part mid song that says 'I CAN FEEL YOU INSIDE ME!'

Always gets me
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#21
There is a fine little girl waiting for me
She is just a girl across the way
When I take her all alone
She's never the girl I lay at home

Tonight at ten I'll lay her again
We'll **** your girl and by the way
And on that chair I'll lay her there
I felt my boner in her hair

She had a rag on I moved above
It won't be long she'll slip it off
I held her in my arms and then
And I told her I'd rather lay her again


Obviously not the real lyrics to louie louie but the FBI spent months investigating the song.
#25
The killer in me is the killer in you - Do The Smashing Pumpkins advocate necrophilia? Possibly.

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My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
yoshimi battles the pink robots - flaming lips
"you won't let those robots eat me"
beaten like a ginger stepchild - darkphase
good vibrations - Beach Boys
come together - the beatles
#28
"Did I disapoint you, or leave a bad taste in your mouth." U2
Kinda sounds like he's talking about oral.
#30
nearly every rap song features 'yo, i'll **** you' and all that. i've never misheard something or anything
#31
i got erection - turbo negro

probably meant something much more deep...<--lol i just realized that was a sx joke
#32
I Cum Blood.

Obviously unintentional.
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#34
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If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends.






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#35
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Some Trivium song goes 'Anialation of Masturbation' Can't remember what song though.


Theres another one that says "our bitches will be tenfold" or atleast sounds like it.
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#37
There's a line "Find me a hole and I will fill it" in Half The World Away by Oasis.
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#38
it's intentional but DAMN funny.

"i really always knew, that my little crime, would be cold, that's why i got a heater for your thighs"
#39
i dont rly listen to rap much, but
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