#1
As this is our last year of High School, we 6th Years have been given a room to spend our free periods in (not allowed in our common room during class time). This is a un-used class room on the 2nd floor, and we leave our bags in there and stuff. We play Pictionary on the whiteboard, play Jeff Buckley on the computer, play baseball with an old poster tube and a rolled up ball of sellotape. It's a nice place - we keep it clean, and we're not too loud.

However, someone has soiled this sacred realm. As I mentioned, we leave our bags and stuff in there over break periods, and stuff (aftershave, phones, cash) has been stolen. The door doesn't have a lock, but why would we need one? We are educated in a nice place (no laughing at the back), and we're 6th Years - we run that school.

So, we approached the Depute Head, who told us that he couldn't do anything unless we knew who it was, apart from warn the whole school in assembly, and give us a key. He told us not to attempt to solve this on our own, no cameras, no traps.

Meh......... we want revenge. And our stuff back.

To summarise, people have been stealing our stuff, and we want to retaliate!!!

I would draw a ground plan, but I won't. BUT I will describe the room. It has a door with a small glass window, where you can see the whole class, apart from the corner with a large desk, and the PC. This desk is the only desk big enough to hide someone under. We also have a large cupboard, next to the door, which could house 2 people. We have tape players. We have curtains. We have curtain poles. We have other assorted pieces of metal. We have free rooms around this room, and below, so we can cut off escape.

And we have one shot - if the b*stards know we're after them, they won't come back.

How would UG do it?
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#3
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why would you need aftershave at school?


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#4
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And we have one shot - if the b*stards know we're after them, they won't come back.




isnt that what you want? for them not to come back?


why would you be told that you couldnt use a camera? that would be the easiest way to catch someone stealing stuff. are your administrators a bunch of idiots?
#5
there's only one way to deal with thieves.. chop their hands off!

however, i wouldn't know how to catch one!
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#6
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isnt that what you want? for them not to come back?


why would you be told that you couldnt use a camera? that would be the easiest way to catch someone stealing stuff. are your administrators a bunch of idiots?


We want to make them pay.

And it's a school, cameras - kinda no go zone.

But we can observe the class room, from another block....
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How would UG do it?

I think your asking a dangerous question there, no doubt UG would do a barrel roll over a mud kip while chuck norris and king leonidas hunts down the thieves on a bear with a gun that may also be a pedo shouting shoop da woop at the top of their voices and firing their lazer.

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#9
Easy, place say, money in clear view. Hide where they can't see ya, like just beside the door. and then, let them go pick it up.

Then, well, you get the idea...
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#10
Leave one person in there after everyone leaves... with a very big, ****-off sword.
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#11
Hire a guard

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#13
Wait in the cupboard, and punch him in the mouth, yelling "NOWAIMANUNOSTEALMAHAFTRSHAV!"
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#14
Isn't it obvious?

Hide one person under said table, ready to scare them.
Get the other 2 in the cupboard, ready to a, push the cupboard infront of the door, and b, restrain the persons who will be stealing stuff.
When theif/s come in door, make sure they has stealt stuff first, then make signal, then push cupboard infront of door and scare the crap outta them.

And the rest is easy =/ Make sure your people are strong and HUUUUGE otherwise you might gettafight

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#15
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sounds like the principal's in on it^

it's a trap!
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Easy, place say, money in clear view. Hide where they can't see ya, like just beside the door. and then, let them go pick it up.

Then, well, you get the idea...


That's a good idea, I wouldn't do it with money in clear view though as then anyone might nick it and not the same thief. Just leave all your bags there, get 3 of you to hide in the room at the same time of day as the last load of stuff got nicked, then you've got 'em hopefully. You may have to miss 1 lesson to do that but I recon it would be worth it.
#17
I don't really know what to suggest. Do what someone earlier said; leave something in plain sight and wait for someone to try their luck. Make sure you have more than one person waiting to catch them, just so there are more witnesses.
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#18
have 1 person hide in the 2 person cupboard with a phone
every1 else hide in nearby rooms
have the cupboard person call you with the volume off and hang up
when he calls you run up and trap them
#19
KISS keep it stupid simple.... w/e you come up with personally i like the money etc in 'plain' sight & wait....or you can get a guard....som1 who stays in the classroom at all times....mabe get a rotation goin. but obviously make sure its ppl you trust
#20
Yeah get someone under the table one 2 persons in the cupboard thing and wait. Once they grab something come out and busta cap n their ass... or just say lolol1o1lo1l you are caughts then go tattle on them.
#21
Get somebody to bring in a MacBook, and install the program iAlarm. Assuming there is an available net connection, iAlarm will take a photo of whoever moves the Mac (as it has motion sensors) and will email it wherever you like, so even if it goes missing, you can still find the bastards! Bwahahahaha!
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KISS keep it stupid simple.... w/e you come up with personally i like the money etc in 'plain' sight & wait....or you can get a guard....som1 who stays in the classroom at all times....mabe get a rotation goin. but obviously make sure its ppl you trust


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#23
Why can't you use a camera? That's stupid.

Apart from that I can't add much to this thread. Any idea I had has already been said.
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#24
I think it's highly unlikely they're gonna go back there, especially if there was a warning put out.

What kind of door is it?

Is it one you can take the handle off on one side, leaving them trapped in there when the door shuts behind them?
#25
put bear traps down, painted the same colour as the carpet.
Or do like in resident evil (the movie) and have an evil supercomputer cut them up with lasers :P

IRL, its best not to put someone under the table, as that's one of the first places i'd look. Where can you watch the room from as you said in your post?
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I think it's highly unlikely they're gonna go back there, especially if there was a warning put out.

What kind of door is it?

Is it one you can take the handle off on one side, leaving them trapped in there when the door shuts behind them?


Nice idea, door's not quite right for it though... and we'd get screwed for messing with the handle. Could lock the buggers in though.

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put bear traps down, painted the same colour as the carpet.
Or do like in resident evil (the movie) and have an evil supercomputer cut them up with lasers :P

IRL, its best not to put someone under the table, as that's one of the first places i'd look. Where can you watch the room from as you said in your post?


Quite far away, my school has 3 main blocks, in towers, and we could watch from the next block.
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#27
aaah rite, so walkie talkies with a team in another tower with binoculars or summit, radio when they see em, then get a big, butch team to run in and throw bear traps at them?
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then get a big, butch team to run in and throw bear traps at them?


Haha, that's the plan
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