#1
The Escapist's "Yahtzee"- This guy is a comic genius and is spot on 99% of the time.

Check out his review of bioshock:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

Hilarious, and has no problem pointing out flaws that everybody else seems to ignore.

Crysis review:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis

Assassin's creed review:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed

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#3
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I knew you were going to be posting about him from the tread title

Its awesome stuff


+1!!!
#5
yourself.. as only you can access the video game through your eyes and opinions
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#6
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yourself.. as only you can access the video game through your eyes and opinions

Stop trying to be logical and watch a review already you self-righteous dweeb
#8
If you're a long time pc-gamer spoiled by more complex FPSRPG then you're in for a kick in the balls. Maybe a gentler kick in the balls than most, an extremely pretty, well executed kick in balls with the best of intentions, but at the end of the day you're still walking funny...

Rofl!
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#9
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#10
Thank you for this.

I haven't had a good lulz in a long time, and this is great stuff.

Guitar Hero 3 review is lultastic.
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#11
portal review was immense.


im still awaiting him to fork his eyes. grand theft auto 4 ...
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#14
thanks for posting this, I never knew about this guy and he is hilarious.
#15
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portal review was immense.


im still awaiting him to fork his eyes. grand theft auto 4 ...

Yeah Portal and Psychonauts are like the only games he hasn't been critical of at all
#16
how did i know it was gonna be him??? lol have you seen his review of guitar hero 3? 'the day i fork out 70 bucks for an expansion is the day i swallow razorwire, pull it out my ass and floss myself to death!'
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#17
Yes, we know.

I love teh Yahtzee. While he is on occasion, totally wrong, I don't get all butthurt about it because he's doing it for the humour. That's the only thing I don't like about his reviews, I watch it then go on /v/ to find fanboys tearing each other apart over some throwaway joke he put in.
#18
Quote by Vermintide
Yes, we know.

I love teh Yahtzee. While he is on occasion, totally wrong, I don't get all butthurt about it because he's doing it for the humour. That's the only thing I don't like about his reviews, I watch it then go on /v/ to find fanboys tearing each other apart over some throwaway joke he put in.

His criticisms are usually valid though, even if he adds it in for teh hum0r.
#19
I just discovered this guy while watching X-Play a few minutes ago.

I love it.

I've only saw two videos so far (the one on X-Play of Rock Band and his Darkness demo review), but I'm watching all I can ASAP.
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#20
Quote by fallenangel20
I just discovered this guy while watching X-Play a few minutes ago.

I love it.

I've only saw two videos so far (the one on X-Play of Rock Band and his Darkness demo review), but I'm watching all I can ASAP.

Wow, slowpoke much?

He was already old news when this thread was originally made

Also, I didn't think much of this week's videos. I want reviews
#21
This guy just says what he see's, and delivers it in a hilarious way.

Which makes him amazingly win.

I just wish he'd do more.
#22
Quote by Vermintide
Also, I didn't think much of this week's videos. I want reviews


It may not have been a review but it did have me laughing my stomach to pains
#23
Quote by Vermintide
Wow, slowpoke much?

He was already old news when this thread was originally made

Also, I didn't think much of this week's videos. I want reviews


Yeah, well..............


I'm not really one to scour the internet for videos, though, either. When I get on the computer, I log into Myspace, see if anyone I'm interested in talking to is on, and then hop on UG until I'm too bored to breathe.

Now I have StumbleUpon again and I use that for random fun.


I WISH I knew how to properly search the internet and catch onto various "trends", but uness it's on UG or if I StumbleUpon it, chances are I'll be totally clueless.

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