#1
Does anyone else use their guitar for things other than playing guitar?

Mine is also a hat/tie/belt rack when not in use.

#2
Since mine is a nice pointy jackson kelly, i could use it to kill hecklers... i dont though lol.
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#4
Masturbation device.
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#5
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#10
Chick magnet.


Or possibly paper to paint on.
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#12
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#15
if you have a razorback it could be used to stab two people simultaneously
#16
tool to fight the devil and ultimate evil

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#17
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if you have a razorback it could be used to stab two people simultaneously


3 if you try hard

edit: and a small animal on the headstock
#18
back scratcher
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#19
I used to use mine to flick the light switch off, but I don't do that anymore, cause I have better guitars and know how to play properly now.
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#20
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Masturbation device.



i hope you don't own a razorback...
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#23
impress girls lol
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#24
mines a bit of firewood now and again =] its bruised and battered lolz
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#27
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3 if you try hard

edit: and a small animal on the headstock


I could get 4, the two rear fins, the front fin and the head!
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#28
i hide stuff in the body of my acoustic sometimes
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#30
I break up certain kinds of plants into tiny giblets on the back of my haggard bass.
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#31
i use mine to hit cymbals sometimes at practice. but it always makes it go out of tune...
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#32
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i use mine to hit cymbals sometimes at practice. but it always makes it go out of tune...

Tie a drum stick to the headstock.


Problem solved.
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