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Ok so my friends and I were wondering, if the sound/word for male masturbation is "fap" then...What is the female equivilent?.....We simply could not come up with an answer so I come to the Pit to ask for an answer....
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#3
It's 'masturbation'.

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#4
The opposite of "fap."

So, it would be "paf".
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#5
Squilch.
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#7
Plut?

Dragonforce? I don't even know what that is. Isn't it that Japanese card game "Dragon Force Z"?
#8
i just call it jill'ing off

of course...i don't say fap either, i say jack off...so it kinda makes sense
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#13
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#14
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The opposite of "fap."

So, it would be "paf".

What? xD

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#16
i believe the word to be trans-gender.

females also tend to make a fapping noise.
#19
Double clicking the mouse. (Doesn't really work in English. But in Norweigan the word for mouse (mus) is used as a simmilar slang as pussy for the vagina, kinda funny actually that mouse = pussy >.<
#21
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#22
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#23
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The opposite of "fap."

So, it would be "paf".


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#27
Slap? No...

Pluff?
Coog?
Huuuuuughen?
Cluck?
Frap?

Female masturbation...?
Pooter poking?
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#28
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I just imagined a girl rubbing her clit while her vagina is wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask and eloquently and sophisticatedly informing her of how he "likes it". And how if she doesn't satisfy him he'll devour her flesh
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lollercoaster!

I didn't even realize that when I typed it!
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#34
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Where I come from, the female *fap* is a *shlick*. Onomatapeia FTW.

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#35
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I just imagined a girl rubbing her clit while her vagina is wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask and eloquently and sophisticatedly informing her of how he "likes it". And how if she doesn't satisfy him he'll devour her flesh


*sends JilaX contract for our soon to be made porno, "Hannibal Lickedher"
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#38
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I just imagined a girl rubbing her clit while her vagina is wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask and eloquently and sophisticatedly informing her of how he "likes it". And how if she doesn't satisfy him he'll devour her flesh

Wow....We choked with laughter over this...

We keep trying to pry the answer out of my friend's sister but she denies it.....According to a previous thread, she's lying.....There HAS to be some sort of sound that correlates to fap.....
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#40
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The opposite of "fap."

So, it would be "paf".



Haha, yeah female masturbation sure is Patent Applied For alright.

Come on this is a guitar site after all
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