If you could marry something besides people, what would it be? (in pictures)

#1
If you could marry something besides a person what would you marry?

i.e
your guitar
pepsi
ext..

btw its got to be in pics
Gear:
MIM Strat
Ovation Applause Shallow-Body Acoustic

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#2
Moments into minutes.
Minutes into hours.
Hours into days.
Days into years.
Years into possibility.

This will linger.
xxx
#3
I'd marry caturday.

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#4
New low...
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#5
Fleshlight... don't wanna post a picture cause I'm one warning from perma and I'm not risking it.
#7
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Fleshlight... don't wanna post a picture cause I'm one warning from perma and I'm not risking it.

NO WAI, I was gonna say Fleshlight too.
#8
I'm surprised no-one has posted a picture of a woman yet.
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#9


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#11
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#13
Quote by Thornography
Fleshlight... don't wanna post a picture cause I'm one warning from perma and I'm not risking it.


Lol. I was gonna post a pic of that.
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#21
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lol apple


I was banned for the 3rd time over 60 days ago for posting that exact picture, except larger.

You should remove...
#23
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I was banned for the 3rd time over 60 days ago for posting that exact picture, except larger.

You should remove...

Why do people get banned for posting the apple?
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#26



He's not human
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Tell her
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haha yeah that should work


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