Poll: anyone swallowed a pick or anything big?
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View poll results: anyone swallowed a pick or anything big?
no, im not stupid
121 82%
yes, but not a pick
15 10%
yes. i have swallowed a pick
11 7%
Voters: 147.
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#1
it sucked. im not kidding.
i was chewing on it and then i coughed.
down it went
at first it was making me choke and i thought i was going to die.
then it somehow got pushed down far enough so i could breathe.

it happened at like 11:30 last night. i probably should have been in bed
it took 2 hour to get to the nearest hospital because the roads were so bad. then i had to go to a different hospital like 30 minutes away.
about 6:00 this morning they got it out
that was by far the worst night of my life.

haha, the doctor started laughing when i told him i had a pick stuck in my throat.
damn... im stupid

lol. anyone ever swallowed a pick?
anything big that got stuck in your throat?
#5
I did that a few months ago.

I didn't go to the doctor though, I just drank a lot of water and had to shit it out..

I always have my picks in my mouth, so I guess I had it coming to me.

Edit: I just realized I've had a pick in my mouth for about 45 minutes. It's like an addiction, I just can't stop.
Last edited by C O B H C at Jan 30, 2008,
#9
Quote by C O B H C
I did that a few months ago.

I didn't go to the doctor though, I just drank a lot of water and had to shit it out..

i drank probably a half gallon of water in like 10 minutes trying to get it to go down, didnt work so i went to the hospital.

doctor said it was in there pretty tight and i could have lived the rest of my life with it in my throat if it didnt tear a hole in my esophagus
#11
LOL, that happened to my brother once... A few months ago he tried to eat one of my pics, it was a shiney red one, so I guess it looked good to him . Anyway, I look away for a minute and before I knew it, the pic was lodged in his throat. I thought he was kidding, but about 8 seconds later he threw it up along with a
****load of vomit on to me. I was glad he was okay, though he was mad at me for not believing him.
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#12
Everytime I am at the computer with my guitar and writing on this forum I have my pick in my mouth... like now ^^
I've been close to have it in my throat once and the thought of that it could actually happen scared me.
#15
hahaha christ hahaahaha thats funny
theres kinda a hook type thing on the top of my capo...sometimes i hook it on my lower lip...God i hope i dont somehow swallow that!
#16
i swallowed a jack about a month ago. just look up "oh no i swallowed a jack!"
#17
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haha i get that alot
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#19
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I've chewed a guitar pick in half then eaten in, I get the weirdest urges hahaha


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#21
start taking pics of you turds... so we can see it when it comes out!


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#22
the asshole doctor didnt give me the pick back

jk... he was a cool guy. apparently he plays guitar too so he knew how common it was to have a pick in your mouth.

it was a snarling dogs like .73... whatever size the red ones are
and it was kindof old and anyone who uses those pick knows how jagged the edges get after
they have aged a bit (if you stick em in your mouth)
#23
This happened before while I was just getting into UG.
Some guy swallowed a pick and all he got as suggestions were "Dig through your poop and look for it"
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#24
I remember swallowing smarties whole by accident as a youngling.
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#25
i put the pick at the tips of my lips and breath in. when the pic is on its way into my mouth because of me sucking in it makes this fluttery thing like a butterfly then it finally gos into my mouth.... it looks really cool. but every now and then it will go into my throat and i got to cough it up like a retard.... anyone else do that with a pick?
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#26
last year my friend jacked a dollar from me and put it in his mouth to try and keep it from me. he ended up swallowing it. i never got that dollar back
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#27
Quote by zep_n_gun
i put the pick at the tips of my lips and breath in. when the pic is on its way into my mouth because of me sucking in it makes this fluttery thing like a butterfly then it finally gos into my mouth.... it looks really cool. but every now and then it will go into my throat and i got to cough it up like a retard.... anyone else do that with a pick?

Yes! That's probably what I did when I swallowed my pick.
#28
i once swallowed a plastic counter about the size of a 50cent coin
it was on a wooden floor and i couldnt pick it up coz it was to thin so i sucked it up with my mouth and i swallowed it
#29
Quote by zep_n_gun
i put the pick at the tips of my lips and breath in. when the pic is on its way into my mouth because of me sucking in it makes this fluttery thing like a butterfly then it finally gos into my mouth.... it looks really cool. but every now and then it will go into my throat and i got to cough it up like a retard.... anyone else do that with a pick?

i do that too.
probably wont ever now.
never choked on one that way though
this was the first time ive had one in my throat
#30
Quote by TonyRandall
i do that too.
probably wont ever now.
never choked on one that way though
this was the first time ive had one in my throat


I always freak people out because i suck it in really fast, the cough real loud like i am choking. their faces are priceless. haha
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#31
i swallowed perfume when i was 2... also i stuck a penny in my nose and i think it got stuck... i cant recall..
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#35
Quote by TonyRandall

this was the first time ive had one in my throat


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#36
Quote by TonyRandall
it sucked. im not kidding.
i was chewing on it and then i coughed.
down it went
at first it was making me choke and i thought i was going to die.
then it somehow got pushed down far enough so i could breathe.

it happened at like 11:30 last night. i probably should have been in bed
it took 2 hour to get to the nearest hospital because the roads were so bad. then i had to go to a different hospital like 30 minutes away.
about 6:00 this morning they got it out
that was by far the worst night of my life.

haha, the doctor started laughing when i told him i had a pick stuck in my throat.
damn... im stupid

lol. anyone ever swallowed a pick?
anything big that got stuck in your throat?
pics or it didn't happen
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#37
It's ok. Some kids actually swallowed scissors. Don't feel alone.
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#38
Quote by TonyRandall
id make a poor faggot...
i gag easly... lol

Pick is only one letter away from prick!

Anyways, I think the ordeal speaks for itself, considering the doctor laughed at you. That's like an immediate fail.
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#39
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I remember swallowing smarties whole by accident as a youngling.


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No. I've never done that.
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Last edited by ZedLeppy at Jan 30, 2008,
#40
Swallowed a really thin once once. Went straight down. Never saw it again. I'm just glad I wasn't chewing on one of those giant ass bass picks that are triangular and...pointy.
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