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#1
Personally i think it would be badass in whales could fly.. Flying Whales = awesome

Discuss..
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#3
Been listening to a bit too much Gojira?
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#5
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Been listening to a bit too much Gojira?



that i may...
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#7
i think flying pandas would be way cooler
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#9
It would be like that Linkin Park video.

Without the bad music, though.
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#10
Where's that picture with whales on stilts when you need it?
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#11
Gojira would then summon them to be their war pets.

The flying whales would rain down terror from the skies.

:P
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#13
The important question is:
What if flies were whales?
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#14
believe it or not, I have actually thought of this myself, but rather than whales, birds the size of whales
#15
flying bear cavalry, anyone?
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#16
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#18
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i think flying pandas would be way cooler

Our supply of bamboo would be decimated. Have you no decency?
#19
but what if they died in the air..? They'd like do serious damamge to everything. or they might crash into airplanes... i dunno... it would be sweet, but I wouldn't want to be underneath the pod of flying whales .... that would be.... messy.
#20
The following statement will have been made with no regard to the consequences of "whales flying".

That would be sweet like a fresh pie from mama's oven.
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#21
if whales could fly.......... I'd have about 300 wives right now......

"hey babe. wanna come over to my place?"
"when whales fly pervert"
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#23
isnt the monster in cloverfield a giant flying whale?
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good luck in the war... oh wait Canada. lol.
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I like the name Canada, lets stick with that

then, everybody will think its a joke when someone screams;
"THE CANADIAN ARMY IS ATTACKING!!!!!!"

element of surprise is ensured
#24
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if whales could fly.......... I'd have about 300 wives right now......

"hey babe. wanna come over to my place?"
"when whales fly pervert"


You invite women to your house and then you marry them? Wow, and I thought I was a nice guy for making them a cup of coffee in the morning.
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#26
Oh god, I can see the news reports now...

Newscaster: We have breaking news. The flying whales have claimed 39 more lives today. A school bus traveling down Main Street was struck by a pile of whale excrement, killing 39, and injuring 51. We have an eyewitness who is ready to tell us about the tragedy.

Eyewitness: THAT WAS THE BIGGEST **** I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!11!one1!!eleventy-one!1!1
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#27
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Oh god, I can see the news reports now...

Newscaster: We have breaking news. The flying whales have claimed 39 more lives today. A school bus traveling down Main Street was struck by a pile of whale excrement, killing 39, and injuring 51. We have an eyewitness who is ready to tell us about the tragedy.

Eyewitness: THAT WAS THE BIGGEST **** I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!11!one1!!eleventy-one!1!1



Holy ****!


90 kids on one bus!? wtf?!
#28
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Oh god, I can see the news reports now...

Newscaster: We have breaking news. The flying whales have claimed 39 more lives today. A school bus traveling down Main Street was struck by a pile of whale excrement, killing 39, and injuring 51. We have an eyewitness who is ready to tell us about the tragedy.

Eyewitness: THAT WAS THE BIGGEST **** I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!11!one1!!eleventy-one!1!1


That's happened.

Beach whaleed + "controlled" explosion

= whale degree being launched a quarter of a mile and destroying a car
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#30
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Holy ****!


90 kids on one bus!? wtf?!


shhh... don't tell anyone...
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#31
When birds fly over my head I always worry if they are gonna take a shit or not. If a freakin whale was flying over my head, I'd be running for my damn life. But seriously if a bird craps on your car it just leaves a mark, imagine what a whale would do. That and the fact birds push their young out of a nest to help them learn to fly, I'd hate to see whales do that and have the babies not be able to fly.
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#32
where would they put their nests?
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good luck in the war... oh wait Canada. lol.
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I like the name Canada, lets stick with that

then, everybody will think its a joke when someone screams;
"THE CANADIAN ARMY IS ATTACKING!!!!!!"

element of surprise is ensured
#33
Haven't you ever played Ecco the Dolphin 2: The Tides of Time?

Whales can fly.
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#34
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That's happened.

Beach whaleed + "controlled" explosion

= whale degree being launched a quarter of a mile and destroying a car


Pics or GTFO
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#35
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Personally i think it would be badass in whales could fly.. Flying Whales = awesome

Discuss..



First off, are you under the influence dude?

Secondly, i think they'd be pretty damn big birds.

And lastly, would you like a whale to **** on you from above?
#36
If whales were like birds flying around infront of us everyday them the term "blowjob" would have a different meaning.

Also I would just have to stop hitting golf balls into the ocean
#38
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If whales were like birds flying around infront of us everyday them the term "blowjob" would have a different meaning.

Also I would just have to stop hitting golf balls into the ocean

Nice Peterman.
#39
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Pics or GTFO


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#40
Well would it still be a whale or a gigantic ass bird? And would they fly by wings or magic? Also if it was those horned ones than it'd be badass then we could ride them and attack people by diving in and stabbing them. Hopefully we train the unicorn whales to eat people (obviously not its trainers) so that it will have a human shishkabob.
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