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#1
For all the catholics in the pit, whatcha giving up for lent this year?

mine's jerking off
#2
ok josh hartnett haha
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For all the catholics in the pit, whatcha giving up for lent this year?

mine's jerking off

Are you even allowed to do that in the first place? Anyways gl with that.
#13
I'm giving up Catholicism for Lent. If it works, then it will be permanent.

/being an ass

(For those of you who didn't pick up on this, I'm not/never was/never will be Catholic)

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#15
I'm going to give up logical thinking and follow religion mindlessly for a month and see how it turns out...needless to say my life will be in shambles after the month is over.
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#17
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Are you even allowed to do that in the first place? Anyways gl with that.

Yeah im pretty sure catholics that are hardcore to give something up for lent can't jerk off in the first place. And its good to see another explosions fan :P
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#18
Quote by Nebjy
I'm going to give up logical thinking and follow religion mindlessly for a month and see how it turns out...needless to say my life will be in shambles after the month is over.

I'm going to give up being angry at people who don't have the decency/proper understanding to respect faith, and religion, and the good it does for people. I think it's a win-win, because those people aren't worth my energy anyways.
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#20
I heard that for lent you aren't supposed to give up something for a certain amount of time, but actually give it up all together. I can't really see how that works though because as the years go by that's a lot of things to give up.
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I'm going to give up logical thinking and follow religion mindlessly for a month and see how it turns out...needless to say my life will be in shambles after the month is over.

Well you already go against all logic and mindlessly respond to these religion-based threads, which you obviously hate so much, so I see no difference either way.

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#22
Nothing, since I got a detention for saying that back in elementary at the catholic ****hole I went to.
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#23
you know, the point of lent is to try to give something up you want to give up forever, not something you'll jump right back into. ready to rethink your idea, TS?
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#25
actually, masturbation is not considered a sin in Catholicism.

and for giving something up, the point is to moderate your excess, what you can do without. say you drink 2-3 cans of soda a day. the idea wouldn't be to give it up completely for 40 days then just go back to 2-3 a day afterwards. however, it's also not really giving up soda for the rest of your life. it's more of giving it up temporarily and realizing you don't need it as much as you thought you did, then when lent is over, you can drink soda again, just in moderation.

also, you can still indulge yourself on Sundays during Lent, but i often end up screwing myself over, it's just enough to tease me and remind me how much i love it [soda, of course].


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#26
Quote by LysolIsTasty
Oxygen.

This is gonna be a loooong month

i actually tried to give up water when i was six. when i told my mom, she didn't realize that i was still going to drink milk and juice and such, just not water, for the symbolic affect. of course she made me drink my weight in water for three days.
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#27
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actually, masturbation is not considered a sin in Catholicism.

Como se WHAT?!? elaborate please, i thought it was a sin
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#28
Haha you have to give up **** to prove your worthiness or something like that? I don't have to prove a damn thing to anyone. Reminds me of school, you really don't learn a ****ing thing you just have to prove you did the work to get by. How enlightening of a concept.
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Haha you have to give up **** to prove your worthiness or something like that? I don't have to prove a damn thing to anyone. Reminds me of school, you really don't learn a ****ing thing you just have to prove you did the work to get by. How enlightening of a concept.

dude you have come off like a condecending jerk in two threads in less than a minute. respect people's opinions.
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#30
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Oxygen.

This is gonna be a loooong month

Actually, it's gonna be a very short one.
#31
I'm giving up Lent...for Lent.
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#32
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Haha you have to give up **** to prove your worthiness or something like that? I don't have to prove a damn thing to anyone. Reminds me of school, you really don't learn a ****ing thing you just have to prove you did the work to get by. How enlightening of a concept.

Did you not read the post of the guy like right above yours? Lent is a time for people to better themselves. It's a very noble idea, and brings people's minds back into reality (something you might try one day.)
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#33
lol good luck TS
lent is kinda stupid
just make a good new years revolution
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#34
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I'm giving up Catholicism for Lent. If it works, then it will be permanent.

/being an ass

(For those of you who didn't pick up on this, I'm not/never was/never will be Catholic)

EDIT:
That response is made of win.


You must have win confused with generic lose.
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#35
I'm giving up my body for lent. FUCK OFF, CATHOLICISM! I FOUND A LOOPHOLE!
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#37
Somebody said that a better idea for Lent would be not to give up something, but to start doing something else. Something simple like greeting somebody or anything like that. Good idea, really, but not traditional at all. I'm not Catholic so I don't really do anything special for Lent...
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#39
im giving up the pit... It won't last long. You've got me looked you bastards!
#40
i would say id like to give up emo hating but that shall never happen



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