#1
It's my best mates 30th soon. He's a sick guy. As in, he likes filthy and sick jokes that would make an old lady cry if she heard them.

I wan't to get him something ****ed up for his birthday.

All thats come to my mind sofar is tampons + salsa sauce or some other red sauce with chunks in it. But then what?! i gotta make something out of these tampons.

But i know most of you fellas are messed up (mean that in the best way possible) so i'm hoping you guys can help me think of something ****ed up to give my mate for his birthday.

cheers
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#3
Fleshlight.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
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Fleshlight.

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#5
steal a baby from a pram, give him it and tell him he can have sloppy seconds.
#6
Find the ugliest hooker in your immediate area, and douse her in mustard, hide her in the closet and shove him in there. That oughtta do it.