It's my best mates 30th soon. He's a sick guy. As in, he likes filthy and sick jokes that would make an old lady cry if she heard them.

I wan't to get him something ****ed up for his birthday.

All thats come to my mind sofar is tampons + salsa sauce or some other red sauce with chunks in it. But then what?! i gotta make something out of these tampons.

But i know most of you fellas are messed up (mean that in the best way possible) so i'm hoping you guys can help me think of something ****ed up to give my mate for his birthday.

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▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
steal a baby from a pram, give him it and tell him he can have sloppy seconds.
Find the ugliest hooker in your immediate area, and douse her in mustard, hide her in the closet and shove him in there. That oughtta do it.