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I just looked in my history and someone has been looking on the "adult" pay per view schedule section of direct tv, also viewing pages for"She Likes it Big 3" and "Real Couples 9". Being besides me the only male in my house is my Dad. Should i keep it to myself or confront him about it. My parents have caught me with porn on my computer 3x and i ve been grounded for 1 month each time. I dont really want to black mail, but i dont want to let it go,
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#2
ask to watch it with him?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#3
Err......Ask if you can join him?

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[EDIT] Dammit, you beat me to it!
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#4
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Err......Ask if you can join him?

>.>

thats funny, but kinda wierd.
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#5


Blackmail.

Whenever your dad says "Son you're grounded!"
Simply reply "Real Couples 9"

He'll understand.
#6
Set up a hidden video camera in the viewing room for a few days, THEN confront him.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#7
Go with the blackmailing.

If he watched more than one then get yourself some new gear with one blackmail.
#9
You have to catch him before you blackmail him. That, or ask for a new guitar and mention Real Couples 9.
#13
am i the only one who thinks watching porn with others is odd. and with your dad would be creepy.
#14
i don't understand why parents ground their kids for looking at porn, it makes no sense whatsoever, and yes you should confront him and then tell your mom about it
#15
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Ha, this is rather amusing. Tell your mother instead.


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#16
If your ever in an argument just ask him this simple question, "Dad, does she really like it big?". He should shut right up.
#17
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am i the only one who thinks watching porn with others is odd. and with your dad would be creepy.


No, but you seem to be the only one who doesn't understand sarcasm.
#18
Well, since you've been grounded for it and now this, confront him about it, or intentionally get caught and bring this up.

I somehow became subscribed to the playboy channel. It must mean my parents subscribed. :|

It's cool that I get to watch though...
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#19
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I just looked in my history and someone has been looking on the "adult" pay per view schedule section of direct tv, also viewing pages for"She Likes it Big 3" and "Real Couples 9". Being besides me the only male in my house is my Dad. Should i keep it to myself or confront him about it. My parents have caught me with porn on my computer 3x and i ve been grounded for 1 month each time. I dont really want to black mail, but i dont want to let it go,


next time you get busted and its just your dad tell him i know what you have been looking at. i got blackmail on both my parents and my sister. found my mom and my sisters "toy" and my dads strawberry flavored condom.
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#20
hey at least it wasn't backdoor sluts 9...
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#21
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Set up a hidden video camera in the viewing room for a few days, THEN confront him.

Do this.

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#22
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am i the only one who thinks watching porn with others is odd. and with your dad would be creepy.


As long as you don't whip it out it should be sound (obviously watching it with dad is creepy enough, I remember awkward moments of when there was brief glimpse of breast.
#24
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just putting this out there...

What if...

it was your mom?!?!? D:





Threadstarter leave it alone. When you grow up you can watch pr0nz as much as you want in your spare time too.
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#26
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You have to catch him before you blackmail him. That, or ask for a new guitar and mention Real Couples 9.

Yes, do this.
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#27
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Thread starter, go complement your dad for having good taste. She Likes it Big 3 is a good one.


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I think that's Clousseau isn't it? lol
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#28
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Thread starter, go complement your dad for having good taste. She Likes it Big 3 is a good one.


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#29
Honestly, I fail to see the point of pornography. It altogether does nothing for me and what I see more than anything else is adulterated trash, not to mention a mockery being made out of something I view as eloquent.
#30
i jst have to say that this is pretty funny. If I were you I would hold it to the right moment and then blackmail him when you need it.
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#31
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next time you get busted and its just your dad tell him i know what you have been looking at. i got blackmail on both my parents and my sister. found my mom and my sisters "toy" and my dads strawberry flavored condom.


Your mom and your sister uses the same one??
#32
actually, you should tell him that a bunch of horny teenage boys want to share in his pleasure.......
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#33
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Your mom and your sister uses the same one??


no. i found my sisters pink "toy" and my moms green "toy" and when i was searching for batteries at my dads house i found a strawberry flavored condom
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#34
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no. i found my sisters pink "toy" and my moms green "toy" and when i was searching for batteries at my dads house i found a strawberry flavored condom



at least you know you have batteries at your mums house
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#35
it was horrible^the bright lazer green... ugh.....
. then i caught my dad looking at porn and i was on the computer which is right behind him. gosh. i guess my family is perverted.
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Last edited by matosh.lee at Jan 31, 2008,
#37
There has been another thread like this. But definetly use it as blackmail, I know I would.
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#38
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In my house watching porn is a family event.


at my house our private stuff. is our private stuff. that it s why privacy is so important to my family. my mom doesnt even come in unless i am playing my bass.
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#40
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Well it could be your sister/mom....


What?



its not they are both different colors.
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