#1
So I'm in college and stuff, everything's good and all. Only one problem, my mom wants to send me to rehab. For fvcking cereals, I kid you not. She thinks I eat way too much (who can blame me XD ?) and then yada yada with the whole too much sugar and sh*t. WTF????
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#2
Your mom is a stupid bitch.
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


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#4
She should only do that if you are overweight, otherwise she is an idiot
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#5
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Your mom is a stupid bitch.



yeah but she gives great head so it evens out.
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#8
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yeah but she gives great head so it evens out.

Can we keep the immature pr*cks out of this thread, just for once?
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#9
'Tis what I thought / might of told her. Im not overweight but damn I love them cereals. Just the thought of not being able of eating some at any point I want to saddened me a great deal.
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#11
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'Tis what I thought / might of told her. Im not overweight but damn I love them cereals. Just the thought of not being able of eating some at any point I want to saddened me a great deal.

She must of heard of PSYCHOlogists say, "If you eat too much of this you will die"
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#12
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Can we keep the immature pr*cks out of this thread, just for once?



sorry man, I couldn't help myself.


To TS: How much cereal do you eat? Is it more or less than half a box a day?
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#13
around half a box. also itunes prepaid card is being a bitch :@:@:@:@. Yeah I just told flat out I'd never do it because of the sheer stupidity of it all. So she dropped it, I still had to share with y'all. I bid thee good night.
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#14
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around half a box.



yeah, you don't have a problem. She be trippin.
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#16
sure, your mom's been acting like a bitch and everything but let me ask you this: how hard can it be to stop eating sugar?
#17
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yeah but she gives great head so it evens out.


You cop head off a retard??

Anyway, lay off the sugar you fat.


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#18
...you eat too much cereals?
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