#1
that pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter? if not better?

my gf really hates it and im trying to improve the taste, any other hints?
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#2
Drink a pint of Red 40. It will give it some good color.
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#4
but i dont know what it tasted like originally, and i've been drinking like a bottle or 2 a day?
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#5
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he's right. drink a couple glasses of juice and go look at some nudie pics.


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#6
Yup...or have a friend do it
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#7
I always find that a wedge of lemon in a Corona makes an otherwise crap beer quite nice.
Perhaps you could insert a lemon wedge into your penis?
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#8
Quote by Taylz24
that pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter? if not better?

my gf really hates it and im trying to improve the taste, any other hints?


Wouldn't your girlfreind be somewhat confused if your semen started tasting like pineapple?

This thread confuses me...
#9
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but i dont know what it tasted like originally, and i've been drinking like a bottle or 2 a day?



Uhh...You mean the pineapple juice...right?


Right?!?!!?
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#12
Fruit and beer = better taste, milk products and asparagus = worse.

I saw it on a website olololol
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#13
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Uhh...You mean the pineapple juice...right?


Right?!?!!?



right :P

thanks for the help guys about the other things
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.