#1
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A few moments ago my dog swallowed my guitar pick, because she's a foolish dog. Just wondering will she be ok?

Has anyone elses pet consumed something ridiculous without incurring a hefty vets bill?

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#2
Ive seen dogs eat their own crap, i dont think a pick's goin to matter.
#3
Pretty sure there was a pitbull that swallowed a knife once, should be ok. Just keep an eye on her.
#4
you'll get your pick back in a couple of days. my dog eats plastic toys all the time...always get them back
#5
We had a puppy, the first day it ate a spider, then in drowned in our swiming pool that night and my mum said that the spider killed it so we could get another puppy cheaper
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Cheers for the advice guys, she looks healthy enough

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#8
Heh yea, might hurt on the way out...but dogs' so metal she craps Jim Dunlop. She won't give a shit

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#10
She'll live.

I was trying to come up with some witty thing to say, but I failed. So that'll do.
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That's messed up.

I agree, your dog should be fine. How big is s/he and what kind of pick? If it's some little dog swallowed a Jazz III the wrong way that's bad.
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#13
Fair enough, cheers all.

Extra thanks to the dude who posted the serious cat, you made that special effort I appreciate

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#14
She'll most likely be fine. As someone else said, just keep an eye on her anyway, just in case.

At least it wasn't tights she swallowed - my flatmate's dog back home ate a pair of tights and the dog couldn't poop it back out properly so her mum had to pull them out of her butt.
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As long as your pick wasn't made out of sharp metal, you dog will be fine.

yeah. believe me, i swallowed a jack.
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She'll most likely be fine. As someone else said, just keep an eye on her anyway, just in case.

At least it wasn't tights she swallowed - my flatmate's dog back home ate a pair of tights and the dog couldn't poop it back out properly so her mum had to pull them out of her butt.


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She'll most likely be fine. As someone else said, just keep an eye on her anyway, just in case.

At least it wasn't tights she swallowed - my flatmate's dog back home ate a pair of tights and the dog couldn't poop it back out properly so her mum had to pull them out of her butt.


I just spit lemonade over the carpet when you said that

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I agree, your dog should be fine. How big is s/he and what kind of pick? If it's some little dog swallowed a Jazz III the wrong way that's bad.


Jim Dunlop 9mm Nylon, so it's too bad

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#19
Man, oh man...a pick?!

Ever thought about teaching your dog to eat only from her bowl?
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#20
Some dogs just eat anything they can get their teeth on.

That same dog that pooped the tights and his little sister pup also ripped open a bottle of ProPlus the other day and ate the pills inside. Apparently they were really jittery for hours but the Vet said they'd be okay.

My dog's a moron, too. My lazy brother left a madras (yes, madras) curry half-eaten on his floor one time, and he was rushing to work or something and knocked a couple of cigarettes into the curry. What does Rocky do? Eats the lot.
#21
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Man, oh man...a pick?!

Ever thought about teaching your dog to eat only from her bowl?


Well I was sort of playfighting with her, then threw my pick at her head, and she promptly caught it...

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I remember that thread, was awesome

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#23
epicness!! i think she'll be fine

edit: oh and cus nobody said it yet: pics or it didn't happen
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#24
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And by "pick" you mean penis? What the hell's wrong with you?! You sick little wierdo!


Yep, my dog has swallowed my penis. Don't sig that.

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epicness!! i think she'll be fine

edit: oh and cus nobody said it yet: pics or it didn't happen


Well, I'm off to take the dogs for a walk now, could be a chance for me to prove it, if you really want to?

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Well, I'm off to take the dogs for a walk now, could be a chance for me to prove it, if you really want to?

ow hell yeah!! a lil' dog crap's never hurt anybody
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That's messed up.

I agree, your dog should be fine. How big is s/he and what kind of pick? If it's some little dog swallowed a Jazz III the wrong way that's bad.



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#27
I'm not trying to be a stupid yank, but what are tights?
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#28
not sure but i think someONE swallowed a pick on here yesterday...
#29
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I'm not trying to be a stupid yank, but what are tights?

they're tights.
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#31
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My dog swallowed a fish hook once.


Catch of the day, son.

and you probably stood there while it was eating it... laughing....
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#32
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Some dogs just eat anything they can get their teeth on.

That same dog that pooped the tights and his little sister pup also ripped open a bottle of ProPlus the other day and ate the pills inside. Apparently they were really jittery for hours but the Vet said they'd be okay.

My dog's a moron, too. My lazy brother left a madras (yes, madras) curry half-eaten on his floor one time, and he was rushing to work or something and knocked a couple of cigarettes into the curry. What does Rocky do? Eats the lot.


Holy crap the first time I read that I thought it said the dog pooped out your flatmate's sister....
#34
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I'm not trying to be a stupid yank, but what are tights?


Um, I dunno the actual term for them... Do you call them pantyhose, or something? Hold on, Wikipedia shall enlighten us all.

Ta-da!

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Holy crap the first time I read that I thought it said the dog pooped out your flatmate's sister....


HAHAHA! My bad. I didn't word the sentence very well, did I?

I prefer your version of the story.
#35
Threw it in his mouth? Nice one

Next time you should try it with viagra or any other -fun- pill :p
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#36
What kind of dog is she? My friend has a Staffordshire Bull Terrier who eats picks and ice cubes with glee, she just wags her tail and asks for more. It all depends on the dog, big or tough dogs like Bull Terriers will be fine, but if you have one of those queer Paris Hilton non-dogs then it will die, then you can buy a real dog, a terrier of some sort.
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