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#1
Does anyone else here find it awkward or weird to go number 2 in your girlfriends/boyfriends house? Im totally comfortable with my girlfriend but I just find it very awkward to go number 2 in her house or mainly around her.

Is that weird?
#3
Quote by Ichikurosaki
i find it uncomfortable two go number to in any toilet that isnt mine.

Same.

Unless it's really clean.
#4
i dont even like to pee at boys houses
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#6
ya i can understand that too, the funny thing is my girlfriend likes going to the bathroom in public restrooms. its the weirdest thing
#8
Quote by Ichikurosaki
i find it uncomfortable two go number to in any toilet that isnt mine.


Psh, I take dumps at my friends' houses whenever I can, just to piss them off. I would find it weird to do it at my friend's house (who's a girl). Even though she's not my girlfriend, it would still be a little strange.
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#11
i go at my guy friends houses, because you know, they poo. on the other hand, girl's don't poo so they wouldn't understand what i'm doing..
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#12
I hate using the bathroom anywhere but my house.
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#13
Ah I like taking dumps in other people's toilets, it means mine needs cleaning less.
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#14
If I have to at my girlfriend's house, I turn on the fan, and faucet, and say I am Cleaning out my braces.
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Quote by Ichikurosaki
i find it uncomfortable two go number to in any toilet that isnt mine.

as do i
for some reason it doesn't feel right pooping on someone elses property
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#16
Usually it isn't a problem, but if there isnt some sort of spray that will cover up the smell it's out of the question.....
#17
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i go at my guy friends houses, because you know, they poo. on the other hand, girl's don't poo so they wouldn't understand what i'm doing..

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#18
Quote by Ichikurosaki
i find it uncomfortable two go number to in any toilet that isnt mine.



+1... I dunno what it is... the only way I will is if it feels like my colon is about to burst
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If I have to at my girlfriend's house, I turn on the fan, and faucet, and say I am Cleaning out my braces.

but why would you need to have the fan on if your cleaning your braces?
#20
You know what else is awkward? Tampon commercials during cartoons. I do not need to see that in my time of acting childish. During transformers I do not want to hear "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
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When i wanna scare or threat any of my friends, I take my period blood and write "ME LIKING CHOCOLATE AND YOU=HATE" on their mirror. I like being in other people's bathroom




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#22
but yeah, since my sarcasm is detected (after the 2girls1cup epidemic us guys were shocked that girls drop some nice dumps) here is my serious answer:

Guys house- yes
Girls house- no.
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#23
Quote by Chris.Rock.Art
When i wanna scare or threat any of my friends, I take my period blood and write "ME LIKING CHOCOLATE AND YOU=HATE" on their mirror. I like being in other people's bathroom


Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
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You know what else is awkward? Tampon commercials during cartoons. I do not need to see that in my time of acting childish. During transformers I do not want to hear "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"


so sigged
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When i wanna scare or threat any of my friends, I take my period blood and write "ME LIKING CHOCOLATE AND YOU=HATE" on their mirror. I like being in other people's bathroom



...psycho...
#26
Quote by Chris.Rock.Art
When i wanna scare or threat any of my friends, I take my period blood and write "ME LIKING CHOCOLATE AND YOU=HATE" on their mirror. I like being in other people's bathroom


Have you started to notice less people inviting you in to their houses?
#28
i hate it at school when you dump.. once you get in class there is always the game-killer that says "how was the crap?" or something along those lines.
#31
I can't go pee in a guy's house without feeling awkward.
But I wouldn't know about your question, since we girls don't poop and all.
#33
If you're at your girlfriends house you shouldn't need to use the bathroom at all. For number 1 or number 2.

They're you girlfriend for a reason guys.
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#34
If a girl let me in their house then I would be quite concerned for her mental health.
#35
I used to hate pooping in toilets that aren't my own. Now I don't give a **** (lol, well ya know...)

If I need to drop one off I just find the nearest available and do it, waht's the point in walking around uncomfortable.

wipe the seat, and it it's really bad, hover **** ftw!
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#37
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You know what else is awkward? Tampon commercials during cartoons. I do not need to see that in my time of acting childish. During transformers I do not want to hear "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"


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#39
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ya i can understand that too, the funny thing is my girlfriend likes going to the bathroom in public restrooms. its the weirdest thing

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When i wanna scare or threat any of my friends, I take my period blood and write "ME LIKING CHOCOLATE AND YOU=HATE" on their mirror. I like being in other people's bathroom

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