#1
ME and my band are tring to make a comedy / metal song about a precarios elf we have went brain dead on lyrics and need some help
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#2
Why the **** would you want to write a comedy metal song about an elf?
Arbor A410 Bass
Dinosaur 20 Watt Bass Amp
Line 6 Spider III 75 Watt
Squier Bullet

Excuse me sir, have you been thinking tonight?
#3
Quote by wshnationals
Why the **** would you want to write a comedy metal song about an elf?

look at his avatar. Dethklok's lyrics can be friggen hilarious
"F*ck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may." -

Tyler Durden
#4
cuz its the ****?
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#5
maybe i could help if i knew what precarious meant.

????
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#6
precarious = dangerous
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#7
I'm a ****ing precarious elf
yeah mother ****er i'm precarious
I do what ever the **** i want
(everyone shouts ****!!!)

I don't make cookies in trees
I do what ever the hell I please
cause i'm ****ing precarious

I hook up wit ma brothas
And gat up some homies
Cause i'm a ****ing precarious elf
I live on bologna (pronounced ba-loe-nee for those less ummm intellegent lol)

idk kinda sucks came up with it on the spot. lol
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah