#4
Have you ever raised a chicken....because you just rose my ****
Quote by RPGoof
I feel dirty just reading that word. Grindcore... EW... I need a shower

Quote by stratkat
music is my meth equivalent
#5
"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice."

Disclaimer: I would never, ever use any sort of pick-up line, under any circumstances.

Incidentally, this thread's been done. Several times.
#6
I lost my phone number.
Can I have yours instead?

OR

I just had a skittle. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Space reserved for cool quotes.
#8
so i heard u r liek mudkipz?
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#9
My favorite pick up line is "Pick up lines are useless....can I offer you sex".
666 BRO
#11
Quote by Muzikh
excuse me, does this cloth smell like cloroform to you?

always works..


truly a great line
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#14
how about instead we post a thread that's been done a million times before?


wait...
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#15
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my head all night........... screaming.
"How to fly: Hurl yourself at the ground and miss."
-Douglas Adams
Pround member of the Motley Crue club.
#16
Quote by BB6
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my head all night........... screaming.


xkcd
#17
Quote by Muzikh
excuse me, does this cloth smell like cloroform to you?

always works..


Damnit beaten .
Quote by HelpTravesty
Hey everyone, SMOKE WEED!


It's raining blood from a lacerated sky.


#19
Quote by Muzikh
excuse me, does this cloth smell like cloroform to you?

always works..


+383148905734098

my favorite one, although i've never seen it used...
#20
I don't have a line, per-say, it's really more like a multitude of violent stabbing motions with my crotch.

"UNH! UHN! UHN!"
#22
Quote by Freezer Burn
+383148905734098

my favorite one, although i've never seen it used...

I have. It actually works, especially if you have a cloth and small white vial of a white liquid, no, not that liquid.

Those clothes would look better on my bedroom floor.
So crap.
#23
I **** my pants, can I get in yours?
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

Quote by damian_91
Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
#24
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#26
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#27
hey, are you from heaven? cuz you have a nice rack.

3562 e-cookies if someone can tell me the reference.
#30
I want to mash your potatoes. I like mashed potatoes, and i randomly said it to a girl one day. There is no inside joke, just stupidity.