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#1
My mom won't let me date and it's really annoying me lately. I'm 14 years old and all I want to do is go to the movies with a girl I like. I asked her why and she basically just told me that she thinks the sooner I start dating the sooner I'll start to get into physical relationships with girls. I asked her when I can date and she told me I can't date till I'm 16 and I can drive. Is anybody else's parents like this?
#2
mine never were.

Ask your dad. if they still say no there's a certain punch that i've heard solves all problems...


FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5
It's easy. freedom stain is on the right track, but I would recommend a paralyzer, and then

ANOTHER PARALYZER!!!!
#6
You're 14 dude. Any relationships you have now will be worthless in the years to come.
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mine never were.

Ask your dad. if they still say no there's a certain punch that i've heard solves all problems...


FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked him but he says I need to follow her rules .

Oh, and the Falcon Punch only works if the girl is prengant .
#8
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You're 14 dude. Any relationships you have now will be worthless in the years to come.

Well if he doesn't realize that, then TS is an idiot. Still, his mom shouldn't want him to be a total relationship n00b once he turns 16. She's overprotective. Unfortunately, there isn't much TS can do, as moms tend to be pretty tight- assed about that sort of stuff.
#9
So just go with guy friends and meet her there. Problem solved.
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#11
i'm 17 and can't leave the house

kiss my ass
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#12
dude...

that ****in sucks, no my parents werent like that when i was 14, um...

but like someone else said, its true that any relationship you have now will be worthless.

BUT

who cares ? they dont have to know, be sneaky, be daring and kniving, dont even call it a relationship, just that you're friends.

think man.
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#14
Dont tell her

I dont tell my mom cause she gets all "Oh I want to meet her" and crap
Which sucks cause at my age (16) most relationships are meaningless and my mom will bug me about it cause shes really nice and likes all my friends and girlfriends
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You're 14 dude. Any relationships you have now will be worthless in the years to come.

That's kind of true, but still am I just supposed to ignore girls that I like? When I like a girl I want to be with. I'm just sick of not being able to go out with girls that I like.


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So just go with guy friends and meet her there. Problem solved.

I could try that sometime, but if my mom found out she'd be pissed.
#16
Um, wow.... Why the bloody bleeding hell are you worrying about dating broads at your age? Live your life without worrying about love or romance. There's a time for that when you're an adult.

I'm 19, almost 20 and I've never had a girlfriend or dated a girl. I'm too busy with my own life to care about someone else's or someone else in general.
#17
yeah that's the easiest thing to do. But you'll probably have to ditch your bros and chill with the chick, cause otherwise she'll bring a posse too, and you don't want that. at. all.
#19
unless shes got a freakin hidden camera somewhere, she probably wont find out
#20
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My mom won't let me date and it's really annoying me lately.


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#21
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That's kind of true, but still am I just supposed to ignore girls that I like? When I like a girl I want to be with. I'm just sick of not being able to go out with girls that I like.


That's true. Maybe you could convince her that it's just a friendly thing? Maybe bring a few of your friends, and she could bring some of hers or something.
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My mom won't let me date and it's really annoying me lately. I'm 14 years old and all I want to do is go to the movies with a girl I like. I asked her why and she basically just told me that she thinks the sooner I start dating the sooner I'll start to get into physical relationships with girls. I asked her when I can date and she told me I can't date till I'm 16 and I can drive. Is anybody else's parents like this?


she's treating u like a daughter, not a son... my parents really dont care about it, i think they actually like the fact that i date girls and stuff and they think it the way its supposed to be i dont know...
#23
Maybe you should stop telling her <.<
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#24
^Then how am I supposed to date them? I'm too young to drive, I don't have friends who do drive and there's not any place we could really meet eachother.

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That's true. Maybe you could convince her that it's just a friendly thing? Maybe bring a few of your friends, and she could bring some of hers or something.

Eh, I could maybe try that but I'm not sure what she'd think about that.
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I asked him but he says I need to follow her rules .

Oh, and the Falcon Punch only works if the girl is prengant .


There are many forms of the falcon punch my friend.

the one you listed.

one of a more sexual nature

aaaaaaaaaannnnnd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U92P2RgBtrE

see how effective that is???? freakin do it!
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^Then how am I supposed to date them? I'm too young to drive, I don't have friends who do drive and there's not any place we could really meet eachother.


Eh, I could maybe try that but I'm not sure what she'd think about that.

Well, just don't tell her it's a date. Just say that a bunch of your guy friends are going out to hang with some girls. If she doesn't let you even hang out with girls, then you can appeal to another figure, like one of her friends, a relative, etc.
#27
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I'm 19, almost 20 and I've never had a girlfriend or dated a girl. I'm too busy with my own life to care about someone else's or someone else in general.



actually, you just can't get a date.


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^Then how am I supposed to date them? I'm too young to drive, I don't have friends who do drive and there's not any place we could really meet eachother.


Eh, I could maybe try that but I'm not sure what she'd think about that.


Don't tell her.
Say "HAY MOM CANI GET A RIDE TO THE MOOVEEZ?"
"NO GURLZ RITE LOL"
"NOP JUS SOM FREENZ J00 KNO..."

And meet your girlfriend there.

A long term idea is that after awhile you introduce her to your mom as your girlfriend and unless your mom is really rude and unreasonable, she will HAVE to accept it.

I'm only 14 as well...but getting NOTHING before 16 means you're starting out at the bottom of the food chain in terms of experienced. "ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
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#29
Erm, why don't you just do as you please? People come here asking UG for advice when they should really just grow a pair and sort their lives out.
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#30
Holy ****, you're a vagina. end of story.
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Don't tell her.
Say "HAY MOM CANI GET A RIDE TO THE MOOVEEZ?"
"NO GURLZ RITE LOL"
"NOP JUS SOM FREENZ J00 KNO..."

And meet your girlfriend there.

A long term idea is that after awhile you introduce her to your mom as your girlfriend and unless your mom is really rude and unreasonable, she will HAVE to accept it.

I'm only 14 as well...but getting NOTHING before 16 means you're starting out at the bottom of the food chain in terms of experienced. "ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?


yeah, she'll have to accept it at that moment. but once the girl's gone, TS a goner.
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#33
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Um, wow.... Why the bloody bleeding hell are you worrying about dating broads at your age? Live your life without worrying about love or romance. There's a time for that when you're an adult.

I'm 19, almost 20 and I've never had a girlfriend or dated a girl. I'm too busy with my own life to care about someone else's or someone else in general.


Sounds like a sad excuse for not getting any poonanny.
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Sounds like a sad excuse for not getting any poonanny.



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yeah, she'll have to accept it at that moment. but once the girl's gone, TS a goner.

Exactly.
#35
Let me tell you a story. I wanted to hang out with girls, and my parents came up with this genius idea of making me go on 5 "dates" with my mom before I date a girl. So don't complain.

Now let me tell you a different story buddy. I'm now 16 and I've had a girlfriend since August of 2006. We live 2 houses down from eachother. She's super hot and I can truly say that I love her and it's not like most fake relationships kids have these days. I've had sex with her too. I got caught because I thought I got her pregnant and my dad overheard me freaking out about it. We got it all resolved. Everything's fine. (USE A CONDOM)

Guess what? After all this, I can't even take the damn girl to a movie by myself. Do me a favor and don't complain, okay?

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#36
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You're 14 dude. Any relationships you have now will be worthless in the years to come.

try saying that to Cory and Topanga
#38
If I had that problem, it'd be over today (my 16th birthday).

And, luckily, I don't. I was sleeping over with my girlfriend when I was 14.

Though, that really sucks for you, TS. Try to convince her that she should trust you unless you give her a reason not to. Pulling the guilt card and throwing in some good reasoning works pretty well (or so I've found).

Good luck if you decide to try it.
#39
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Dont tell her

I dont tell my mom cause she gets all "Oh I want to meet her" and crap
Which sucks cause at my age (16) most relationships are meaningless and my mom will bug me about it cause shes really nice and likes all my friends and girlfriends


Agreement city. My mom can never know about my relationships. I've gotten really good at always looking like I'm really damn tired.

However, I don't agree that relatioships are meaningless based solely on your age. It depends how mature you both are. I've had to learn that the hard way.
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My mom won't let me date and it's really annoying me lately. I'm 14 years old and all I want to do is go to the movies with a girl I like. I asked her why and she basically just told me that she thinks the sooner I start dating the sooner I'll start to get into physical relationships with girls. I asked her when I can date and she told me I can't date till I'm 16 and I can drive. Is anybody else's parents like this?


so that's what it's really about huh? I understand
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