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#1
I know some of you actually paid money to go see meet the spartans. It was number one at the box office. It's made about $18,505,530 so far. Please, I'm begging you... STOP GOING TO SEE THESE STUPID SPOOF MOVIES. I know some of you don't think being bored on a friday night and paying a few bucks to see a movie isn't a big deal, but do you know what happens when you do that? THIS HAPPENS!

A new movie is on it's way called, "Superhero Movie"

And, yes, you guessed it... it looks terrible (trailer). Please do not pay to see this. Do your part to help make sure it bombs like it should. I know the UG community can only do so much, but... please.... we have to do something.

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Seriously, though... I just don't understand. Everyone I've talked to has said Meet the Sparts looks bad. Everyone. Then I get on RottenTomatoes.com and it gets a 3%... yet people still paid 18 million dollars to see it. WHY?! And now Superhero movie is probably going to make double that. When will the madness end?
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#2
I wouldn't see that movie if some paid ME to see it.
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#7
i don't know. they're basically shit stains on the collective pile of shit movie industry. they're stupid, yeah, but this country is made of stupid people.
#8
I haven't seen any of those movies since Scary Movie 2 sucked major ass.
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#14
How did Meet the Spartans make more money than Rambo last weekend? Oh yea Americans are morons.
#16
am I the only one that thinks that superhero movie looks hilarious? personally I'd rather be rid of movies like superbad... that movie sucked

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#17
I would watch these movies...if they were actually funny.
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#18
Epic Movie came out like a year ago and was rather funny. I think you're talking about Meet the Spartans. Or you're just entirely delusional.
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#19
Man those movies are horrible, yet they always make it as number one. What a world we live in.
#21
it didn't look too bad :P
the only horrific part was crotch scene but other than that it looks more promising than epic movie and date movie.

and the scary movie series were great :P
#22
Dude, their crappy jokes and ****ty acting are what MAKES them funny.

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#23
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Why the hell do all these crap spoofs have "movie" in their title?

Not another teen movie, epic movie, scary movie...

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


They're all made by the same two guys who made the first Scary Movie I think.
#24
i liked the first three scary movies (hated the 4th)


those guys are completely washed up

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#25
I clapped irl when I read that.

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How did Meet the Spartans make more money than Rambo last weekend? Oh yea Americans are morons.
Yeah, like Rambo is really engaging cinema-fare.
#26
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am I the only one that thinks that superhero movie looks hilarious? personally I'd rather be rid of movies like superbad... that movie sucked

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I agree with the first part. I love anything with Leslie Nielson
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#28
Spoiler: People will go see it because some people that have nothing in their lives like to see every single movie that comes out to build up a collection so they can say they saw a movie.
#29
I would've agreed with threadstarter if he hadn't posted that link, that actually looked DECENT. Leslie Neilson = win!
#31
i watched a bootleg of meet to spartans, and it surpassed my expectations, which were set very low... there were its funny moments, but overall, nothing great..... 6.5 / 10 maybe
#33
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You mean Meet the Spartans?

that's exactly what I meant. I get them all mixed up cause they're ALL THE SAME MOVIE.

...edited.
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#34
Movie looks like it could have it's moments. I mean it does have Leslie Nielson and you can't forget it also has this:

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#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Why the hell do all these crap spoofs have "movie" in their title?

Not another teen movie, epic movie, scary movie...

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



hold your horses not another teen movie was awesome
#36
These are the kind of movies you decide to watch after you see the case on your mate's bedroom floor and your stoned out of your face.

If you watch them in that state of mind: they're AMAZING.
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#37
Leslie Nielson is ****ing awesome, but I ****ing loathe these stupid spoof flicks.
#38
meet the spartans looks like ****, it has washed up actors and porn stars, I for one am never seeing it
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#39
I saw meet the spartans. it was the worst movie I've ever seen.

a guy got his nipple torn off!!!!!!!!!!


AND THEN STAPLED IT BACK ON!

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#40
I just... I don't get what's so funny about it. Why does this deserve my time and ten dollars?

Guy runs into a pole.
Guy runs into a stop sign.
Guy runs into a door.
Guy break dances on wall.
Guy kneels on balls.

This recent trend reminds me of this movie. In that movie, society is so stupid that the characters pay money to watch a movie called "Ow! Ow! My Balls!" and a movie called "Ass", which consists of an ass farting over and over again for two hours.
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Last edited by BigFatSandwich at Jan 31, 2008,
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