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#1
I Walked in the house and heard my Mom having sex with her boyfriend. so I just left the house again. This was a really weird feeling. Cause I never thought of her that way.

When My parents were together for 8 years. I never Once heard them having sex?

Does every body else parents have like secret sex?
#4
lmao eww.... dude I just ate cmon! oh god..the images..Im gonna go cry now
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#6
My parents try to hide it by doing it in the morning, thinking I'm asleep.
Little do they know that it wakes me up. Ugh.
#7
Hold on.. Let me ask...


Yes.

And tonight is my ladyfriend's mom's birthday, so her parents are probably having sex as I type.
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#10
Never known, never cared, will continue to be blissfully careless about it, thank-you-very-much.
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#11
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Me AND my friends heard my mom and her boyfriend have sex. We also smelled pot.

Did your friends leave the room to go to the bathroom excessively? If so, they were masturbating.
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#13
Yes.

I don't know why this is such a big deal for some. Really, how do you think you got here?
#17
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Yes.

I don't know why this is such a big deal for some. Really, how do you think you got here?

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Oh wait.. no.. I think it has something to do with puppydog tails for me..
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#20
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Oh wait.. no.. I think it has something to do with puppydog tails for me..



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#22
is your mom a milf? is so pics or it didnt happen. if not then screw it.
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#23
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Oh wait.. no.. I think it has something to do with puppydog tails for me..
Chemical X, man. Good stuff. *smokes Chemical X bong*
#24
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Powerpuff Girls ftw.

I didn't say anything about Chemical x.

It was a saying before PPG.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
i have sex with my parents...

swingers.. it happens
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#26
Quote by scarlet20
I Walked in the house and heard my Mom having sex with her boyfriend. so I just left the house again. This was a really weird feeling. Cause I never thought of her that way.

I know, the first time you hear/see/find out its kind of disturbing.

I wouldn't care if it was my parents but this is sorta different.
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#27
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Never known, never cared, will continue to be blissfully careless about it, thank-you-very-much.


+1. dont know. dont care.
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#28
Second worst conversation topic I've ever heard in my entire life. I refuse to be a part of it.

And I refuse to tell you what the first worst one was. I will tell you it was a conversation with several gay men... never have I felt so scarred.

I refuse to do that to myself again.

Farewell!
#29
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i have sex with my parents...

swingers.. it happens



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#30
I came over once to get my truck from my parents house, and I just walk in to I hear my parents going at it.

#32
dude, this is totally uncool........btw i always hear my neighbours having sex, and it gets pretty rough, cause you can hear the pounding up against the walls of my apartment, and they're yeah they're mature parents...eww..
#33
Quote by scarlet20
I Walked in the house and heard my Mom having sex with her boyfriend. so I just left the house again. This was a really weird feeling. Cause I never thought of her that way.

When My parents were together for 8 years. I never Once heard them having sex?

Does every body else parents have like secret sex?



Its disturbing when you find out, because no one, NO ONE want's to accept the fact that their parents do the nasty nasty, and often. But yeah, it help's if you learn to laugh about it. Thats what I do, I joke with my brother. It makes it alot less awkward.
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Did your friends leave the room to go to the bathroom excessively? If so, they were masturbating.

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#34
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beaten to it dammit.

but seriously, where do you think YOU came from? your mom the virgin mary or something?
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#36
Yes, when my father told me he still gets my mom pregnant. It was his idea of scaring me that boys are evil.


Yeah, still not scared of boys but totally awkward with my folks now.
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#37
Really, parents are people too. They have sex, they don't always play nice, and they have lots of weird personal ****. If you ever are a parent - and I will sell my soul if some of these Pit monkeys ever find a mate - do you plan on stopping mmeadiately because you have kids?
#38
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dude, this is totally uncool........btw i always hear my neighbours having sex, and it gets pretty rough, cause you can hear the pounding up against the walls of my apartment, and they're yeah they're mature parents...eww..

Maybe it's their son and daughter?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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