Poll: What's your favourite condiment?
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View poll results: What's your favourite condiment?
Ketchup/Catsup
19 41%
Mustard (Deli or Yellow)
17 37%
Mayonnaise
8 17%
Barbecue Sauce
15 33%
Steak Sauce
7 15%
Honey Mustard
14 30%
Worcestershire Sauce
5 11%
Hot Sauce/Pepper Sauce
13 28%
Soy Sauce
9 20%
Sweet and Sour Sauce
6 13%
Voters: 46.
#1
I've come to the conclusion that I don't like food, just condiments; and that I really only eat food to enjoy the multitudes of things that I can add to them.

So out of an equal part of boredom and curiosity, I ask UG, what is your favourite condiment?

Mine would have to be either Ken's Steak House or Inglehoffer brand honey mustard.
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#2
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#3
Depends on the food.
Ketchup on fries.
Mustard on hot dogs
BBQ sauce on just about anything.
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#4
Ketchup is amazing on chicken.
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#6
Condiments are the best way to practice safe lunch....


Actually I just take whats in the fridge and I'll start combining stuff. Most of it involves hotsauce in some form or fashion.


Edit-X: You forgot Ranch in the poll, you bastard...
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#8
Maple mustard. I've never seen it in stores outside of Vermont, but it's so amazing. It's the only condiment I can actually eat plain.

Also, if you have a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant near you, go in and ask for a bottle of their Mango Habanero sauce. It starts off kinda sweet and tangy but then it punches you in the face. So good.
#11
I once had a table of people laugh at me for asking for some condiments, 'sauces' is more accepted in scotland
#12
How come ranch isn't here?
Its like the best sauce ever. Goes on anything!
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#13
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Maple mustard. I've never seen it in stores outside of Vermont, but it's so amazing. It's the only condiment I can actually eat plain.



I think I've had that before. I used to live next to a farm/orchard that would grow and produce their own sauces, along with veggies and fruits, and I believe I sampled a maple mustard before, it was sweet but left a spicy mustard after taste.
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#14
No Ranch dressing on the poll?
You can put that stuff on all kinds of stuff, from pizza crusts to potatoes to raw veggies.
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#15
The whole purpose of salad is to have dressing on it, IMHO.
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#16
I probably should have put on ranch instead of sweet and sour, but I was trying to steer clear of dressings because that is a different poll entirely.
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#17
Mustard is by far the greatest condiment ever.

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#18
hey, mustard is winning the race, you better katchup!


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where's the spicy brown mustard?
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#19
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I probably should have put on ranch instead of sweet and sour, but I was trying to steer clear of dressings because that is a different poll entirely.



Yeah but ranch is very versatile, where as any other salad dressing isn't as much.
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#20
hot sauce ftw
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#21
I'll take Ranch dressing for fries, chicken, steak, anything. Ranch is extraordinary.
#22
some people put ranch on ice cream...idunno i wouldnt.
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#23
No Frank's Red Hot :-(
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#24
Sweet and Sour > Barbacue > Ketchup > The rest > Mustard (Ewwwwwww............)
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#25
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some people put ranch on ice cream...idunno i wouldnt.



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