#1
I'm going to be getting fired from my job soon because of things that aren't my fault. I've always hated my boss and talked it over with my friends on how to **** over my boss, and in the end they said I should upper deck his toilet.

Those not aware of the upper deck, it's basically when you take a dump in the top part of the toilet (The part where the porcelain lid comes off and all the mechanics of a toilet are located).

This basically causes an awful smell and it normally takes people days to figure out where it's coming from, then one day they lift off the lid and see a big deuce inside.

I've personally have never done this, but I have friends that claim they have done it and it gives them something to laugh at.

It seems like a good prank, and it isn't hard to pull off. I just don't know if I'd feel morally good about it.
#3
Too lowbrow, and no real punishment when you consider your boss will just make the janitor clean your deuce from the toilet.
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#4
I'd do it, but do it three days after you eat your resume.
Feed your mind.
#5
douse the boss' wallet in lighter fluid then place the striking parts from a match box on opposite sides of said wallet. next time he opens his wallet hilarity will ensure.
#6
Does his office have ceiling panels?

put a dead fish up into the ceiling panels (in foil slightly opened so the goo doesn't soak the tile and reveal its location)

at 1st it will barely smell. after a week it'll stink.

after 2 he'll vomit.
#7
somehow sneak into his house and do it, so he cant get the janitor to clean it for him
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#8
Do it as long as you never want a job again haha, this whole thing called a background check will get ya
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#9
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He didnt say he worked at the post office.
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#10
yeah dont do it at work because the janitor will have to clean it, and that's not cool.
I will probably be able to come up with a good prank for you, but where does he work? an office with computers, or something else?
#11
Give him Aids


just kidding
If your job has computers put a virus in all of them.
Hit your boss where it will hurt the most: his wallet.
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#12
where do people come up with this **** lmao, thats 1 of the funniest things ive ever heard man
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#13
Why ask the Pit? What answer other than "lolz" and "do it" do you expect?
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#14
Don't burn your bridges, man. Bad idea.
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#15
How about this.... Fill the top part of the toilet with a bag of concrete powder.... The whole toilet has to be replaced if you do this..... Plus do the dead fish in the ceiling....

These are a couple of things we did at my school muck-up day.... We all got arrested in the end... Got let off with a caution.... Fools...
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#17
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Take a gun to work and kill everyone.

/thread.



Obviously the only logical thing to do in this situation....
#18
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Give him Aids


just kidding
If your job has computers put a virus in all of them.
Hit your boss where it will hurt the most: his wallet.

what is Aids? some new form of AIDS?
#19
Or we could cross the fish and crap idea. Either put a fish in his toilet or **** in the ceiling.
Feed your mind.
#20
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Why ask the Pit? What answer other than "lolz" and "do it" do you expect?

no one has said either of those...
#21
combine the fish and concrete idea, sink a fish to the bottom of the toilet, then fill it with concrete
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#23
Crap inside the dead fish and put it in the ceiling.
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go to petco and get 5 boxes of crickets. release into the celing.

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#26
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Why ask anywhere else?


Fact of the matter is that there is nothing anyone on UG could say to change his mind about whether he is going to do it or not. Either he has the guts to do it or he doesn't. Asking the Pit is just pointless.....

For me, i wouldn't even bother. Just key his car or something
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#27
Dude burn it all down. Or when his comp is off fill it to the top with gasoline once it turns on the spark inside goes boom killing your boss and giving everyone the day off.
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