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Apparently they are about to make it illegal to leave your car running unless you are in it....
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#3
Murder, Rape, Torture, Crimes Against Humanity... aparently you have to be a "Doctor" to perform self taught surgery. La-dee-friggin-da.
#4
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#5
apparantly here, its illegal to say the pledge of allegiance (at school) anytime BUT in the morning. So you can only say it in the morning otherwise its a crime..
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#6
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

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#7
it is not illegal to speed in missouri?

and why oral sex illegal...then i broke the law o no hang me...
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#9
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Ok this automatically opens up to Oklahoma because it was what I was looking at but yeah share the funniest dumb law in your area apparently Oral is illegal here and my state has a thing with dogs. http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oklahoma


http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maryland

Here too
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#10
Hahahaha in alabama salt on a railroad car is punishable by death. And in Alaska it is illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane. You know someone has done that too.
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#11
aww man
its illegal to have anal intercourse in cincinnati
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#13
lol florida-It's Illegal to sell your children
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. :'(
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#14
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In Florida, It's illegal to have sex with plants.

rofl!!! oh florida...*shakes head*
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#15
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground. (Lexington)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis)

To play pinball, one must be 18 years old. (Nashville)

Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window. (Nashville)

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

And last but not least

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
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#16
hahah Canadian Laws.

"If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town."

I'm pulling that out if I ever go to prison.
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#18
Horses are forbidden from eating fire hydrants where I used to live. In my state, One armed pianists must play for free and Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”. Also, a man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
#19
"It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots." Oklahoma
haha animal ****ers

"A woman can not be on top in sexual activities." - Massachusetts, my state.
why do they make laws they know they cannot enforce?
#20
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"It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots." Oklahoma
haha animal ****ers

"A woman can not be on top in sexual activities." - Massachusetts, my state.
why do they make laws they know they cannot enforce?


Well are animals worse than plants for mister Florida up there?
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#21
heres some for texas. Its illegal to sell your eyes to someone. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
Originally Posted by fatdanny
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#22
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Well are animals worse than plants for mister Florida up there?


I just thought that it was funny how they worded it. Instead of saying dont **** animals they just told you that you cannot have their hind legs in your boots to prevent them from running away. That is the reason why old Scottish shepards have tall boots.
#23
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. This one is of Montana. I wonder if you quote on of these laws what would happen. "I thought they were a raiding party!"
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#24
its illegal in mcdonaugh ga to walk on the side walk with an ice cream cone in your back right pocket
#25
Michigan:

- Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
- A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
- You may not swear in front of women and children.

What the fuck?
#26
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heres some for texas. Its illegal to sell your eyes to someone. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.


I just read all those. Now I'm gonna go milk someone else's cow and see if I get in trouble for it.

"Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense."

*sigh*...
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#28
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.


http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/nevada
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#30
Doughnut holes and men with shaved chests are illegal here in the Corn State.
#31
Here in Marion, Ohio its against the law to walk down the street backwards while eating a doughnut. In Provo, Utah its a felony to fish from the back of a camel. lol. Im a police officer and I think some of these are so ****ing stupid it makes my head hurt. No sex with plants? WTF? AWWW ****!! And I was gonna bang a cactus tonight. Damn the luck
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Here in Marion, Ohio its against the law to walk down the street backwards while eating a doughnut. In Provo, Utah its a felony to fish from the back of a camel. lol. Im a police officer and I think some of these are so ****ing stupid it makes my head hurt. No sex with plants? WTF? AWWW ****!! And I was gonna bang a cactus tonight. Damn the luck


Dude if you are planning on banging a cactus be sure its like an aloe vera plant a cactus would hurt like a bitch
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#33
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I just read all those. Now I'm gonna go milk someone else's cow and see if I get in trouble for it.

"Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense."

*sigh*...


hey, your a fellow texan. You ever hear some **** about being able to hang someone for stealing your horse? Ive been told by countless people that its an old law the government never changed or took out.
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#34
I love this law
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.


It's good to live in australia

Here is a funny one here
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.

???
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Quote by rebeltildeth87
hey, your a fellow texan. You ever hear some **** about being able to hang someone for stealing your horse? Ive been told by countless people that its an old law the government never changed or took out.


Uhh...can't say that I have. That's pretty strange though...

Tell one of your unsuspecting friends to steal a horse, and see what happens.
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#36
Riverside, California
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.
Kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
#37
It is illegal not to drink milk.

I love Utah.
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#38
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

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#40
I currently reside in Singapore.

BUBBLEGUM/CHEWING GUM is banned.
Possession of an airgun is illegal.
No jehova's witnesses. I don't know if that religion is bad in anyway so I'll just list it first.
You can't have a gathering in a public area without notifying the cops about your activity and such.
EDIT: Oh and handheld catapults or batons are banned. Idk it somehow ticks me off.

Solve the problem through education. Not bans.
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