#1
so i got this weird bump (kinda small, hurts to touch it) right where my right leg joins my crotch. its basically in that corner up above my balls. i didnt notice it till just a while ago, and i really dont think it was there yesterday.

im hoping itll just go away, like so many other problems do, but i really gotta know, what the **** is this?
#2
Maybe it's a pimple.
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#4
OH ****
STAPH INFECTION
they had to close a middle school near where i live because that was spreading around to fast and its dangerous
but apparently its only deadly like 3% of the time
but still
it was scary as **** when it was going around
hope you don't have it
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#6
what color is it?
is it shiny?
is it tender?
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#7
Could be a boil as well. Honestly man, go see a doctor and don't rely on the pit for medical advice. *waits for someone to post the grave picture*
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#9
does it move around under your skin or does it feel like its attached to something?
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didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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#10
one of ur balls is trying to run away.....
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one of ur balls is trying to run away.....




umm dude chances are its a pimple.. try popping it (trust me that wont make it worse.. it will just hurt for a while but it wont make anything worse)

or you can get an ibanez
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i dont think its movin


i dont mean is it moving on its own, if you move it manually, is it easy or does it feel like its attached to something inside you, or does it feel like its attached to the underside of your skin
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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#17
its a cyst of some kind.. maybe an ingrown hair or staph.. honestly just go see a doctor

i had a MRCA staph (caught it VERY early though thank god) and that **** aint no joke
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#18
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i dont mean is it moving on its own, if you move it manually, is it easy or does it feel like its attached to something inside you, or does it feel like its attached to the underside of your skin


yeah it feels like its just attached to the underside of my skin
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i dont mean is it moving on its own, if you move it manually, is it easy or does it feel like its attached to something inside you, or does it feel like its attached to the underside of your skin


****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.
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#21
it could either be a cyst, a sub-dermal pimple, or something related to cystic acne. since its not reddish or purple, i doubt its an ingrown hair.

however, if its still there in a week, i'd get it checked.

but then again, im not this kind of doctor
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didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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#23
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it could either be a cyst, a sub-dermal pimple, or something related to cystic acne. since its not reddish or purple, i doubt its an ingrown hair.

however, if its still there in a week, i'd get it checked.

but then again, im not this kind of doctor


sounds like a plan, you sound confident enough. and by saying you arent THIS kind of doctor, i hope youre implying youre some kind of doctor.
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sounds like a plan, you sound confident enough. and by saying you arent THIS kind of doctor, i hope youre implying youre some kind of doctor.


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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle