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#1
My friend really likes this girl, but she is way out of his league and they aren't in a relationship. He wants her to like him, so he is going to write her a poem and show it to her. I keep saying it's a bad idea...what do you guys think?
Should he do it or is he nuts?
#2
He gonna get laid
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#3
depends on the girl. she might think hes a desperate freak or like that hes a sentimental whatever. i wouldnt take the chances though.
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#4
Completely depends on how the chick is personality wise, she could absolutely love it or she could show it to her friends and laugh at him.
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#5
people have done much more farfetched things.
the poem wouldn't be a bad idea if this were 70 years ago, and it's not a terrible idea today.
whatever, if it works, it works. if it doesn't, people laugh at him.
#6
It's so crazy it might work.
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#9
Songs and poems are bad ideas, he will get laughed out of they school

He should try to get to know her a bit, like just start talking if she is like along or something and build it from there. Seriously, she isn't going to fall for him if he's never talked to her much or even met him, would you go out with someone if you were a chick and you never met him before...? exactly.

However, if he doesn't listen to you, just have as much fun as you can teasing him and laughing at him about it
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#10
If he fails, you get a laugh and he learns a lesson. If he succeeds, he gets laid and you don't.

Better write your own poem, just in case...
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#13
Really bad idea.
Take my word for it.
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#14
girls actually find that pretty creepy most of the time
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#15
Is this 'friend' you by any chance?
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#16
All the more reason to DO IT.
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#17
lol ok so there's kind of a mixed response so should I tell him 'no way' or 'get to know her first'. BTW did I mention he is an extremely good lyricist?
#18
NO! Bad SkullImage4, bad! Unless she is an emo chick (in which place he shouldn't be dating her anyway) then that "from-the-heart" poem is going on a myspace bulliten titled 'I Can't Believe He Wrote This! LOL OMFG."

May I suggest an alternative? From my experience "Are you an angel? Cos I wanna **** you with a rake" works just fine
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#20
NO, tell him to DO IT.

It'll be hilarious. Be a sucky friend just once so he can suffer for his idiocy.

Does he happen to be around 15?
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#21
How old are you? It seems like something someone might do in 3rd grade
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#22
Its win-win for you, laugh your ass off or see your buddy (not watch I hope) get some ass.

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#23
Honestly, Shakespeare himself could not melt the heart of a 21st Century woman, they now have this "independence" thing that has made them all want to be like men.
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#24
bad idea
very bad idea
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#25
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How old are you? It seems like something someone might do in 3rd grade

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#26
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
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I wanna hold hands with you.



i changed my mind
i'd have a heart attack (the good, metaphorical kind) if a guy gave the poem to me
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#27
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#28
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Next time we're on the playground,
I wanna hold hands with you.


I have a better one.

Cirrhosis are red.
Ci-violets are blue
Ci-sugar is sweet
Ci-so are you.

(a million points to whoever gets what its from)
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#29
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i changed my mind
i'd have a heart attack (the good, metaphorical kind) if a guy gave the poem to me

Okay, I'm giving it to you.

It WAS pretty darling, wasn't it?
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#30
i dont know man...a poem kinda sounds weak. I mean if thats the best hes got then tell him to go for it....you only live once.
#32
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Better write your own poem, just in case...


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#33
he's not nuts, but it won't get him that chick :P:
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#34
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Next time we're on the playground,
I wanna hold hands with you.


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#35
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NO! Bad SkullImage4, bad! Unless she is an emo chick (in which place he shouldn't be dating her anyway) then that "from-the-heart" poem is going on a myspace bulliten titled 'I Can't Believe He Wrote This! LOL OMFG."

May I suggest an alternative? From my experience "Are you an angel? Cos I wanna **** you with a rake" works just fine

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#37
In his situation, poems would work if they were light and cute. He can show off his wit too by adding a faint touch of a joke about it.

Light and cute eg Jack Off Jill's poem.

If it phailures, he at least wont get made fun off since it isn't an really long looong emotion drenched one.
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In his situation, poems would work if they were light and cute. He can show off his wit too by adding a faint touch of a joke about it.

Light and cute eg Jack Off Jill's poem.

If it phailures, he at least wont get made fun off since it isn't an really long looong emotion drenched one.

So.. what you're saying is that I'm capable of getting the ladies?

I wish someone had informed me of this a week ago, before I took out a loan for a night with a hooker.
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#39
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My friend really likes this girl


yep nuts
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#40
i once heard someone quote "if your afraid of failure, you've already failed"


so if your friend tries to get her, sure...there's a risk of him being rejected...but he'll have more a chance then if he does nothing, he will never get her if he does nothing.
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