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#1
Okay so yesterday I was skipping school, me and a friend of mine decided to leave right before first period. First we went to the college (right down the street) to chill for a bit and get on myspace (LAME). Then after that, we decided to go walk to the gas station down the road...we got some candy and stuff and then went to mcdonalds...even further down. When we got to McDonalds, we saw an AP from our school!! He saw us walk in and asked, "What are you doing of of school?!" Then I got scared and said, "well...we just left and we're late. We decided to get some breakfast." He asked, "You drive?" so I said, "nahh man my friend abe drove us here." Then he replied "yeah okay, i'll check with that back at the school." So i agreed and we got some water and went to the side of McDonalds. We decided to make a run for it to the kfc right next door. So we RAN. once there, we noticed a cop pull up to mcdonalds...we just knew we was ****ed. So we ran even further, called a friend, and got him to pick us up. the rest of that day was just us chillin out in downtown houston.

So now today im at school...hoping he dont know my name....hoping he dont see me. Haha, i gotta lay low man.
If i get caught...i get a ticket.

Well.

Now I wanna hear some of your stories.
So, anyone have any awesome skipping stories?
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#2
No I like school
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#3
This one time, I skipped school and sat at home.


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#5
One time, I stood outside the whole day, and it was cold as hell
I had some pretty good sandwiches though
#6
i am on a snowday right now much easier than skipping
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#7
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No I like school


then why even post in here?

do something else with your time.
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#8
Best skipping school story I heard was from BumOffBarney

He has to go to school for so many hours a week, but can choose when he actually wants to go. If he doesn't go enough hours one week, he has to go in an extra 4 the next week.

So one week he just decides he doesn't want to go, and just has to go in 4 extra hours the next week haha
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#9
one time i skipped with my black friend and we went on all kinds of crazy adventures, but we always almost got caught. then we went to a costume store and got some disguises. turns out though, some criminals looked just like us! we were taken into the police station and were later let go only to find out that it was carnival day at school!
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one time i skipped with my black friend and we went on all kinds of crazy adventures, but we always almost got caught. then we went to a costume store and got some disguises. turns out though, some criminals looked just like us! we were taken into the police station and were later let go only to find out that it was carnival day at school!


that sounds like something i saw on a movie.
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one time i skipped with my black friend and we went on all kinds of crazy adventures, but we always almost got caught. then we went to a costume store and got some disguises. turns out though, some criminals looked just like us! we were taken into the police station and were later let go only to find out that it was carnival day at school!


*cough*

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there i said it...kinda

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#12
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that sounds like something i saw on a movie.

or Hey Arnold.
#13
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or Hey Arnold.


yeah yeah i think thats what it was.
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#15
I was home schooled along with a few of my friends so we got to run around all the time. We were questioned by the police on a few different occasions.

One of the best stories I have is when a friend of mine skipped school and decided to hang out with me for the day. We went into the city (downtown Cleveland) and ended up trying to see if we could get to the top of the tallest building there. Someone that worked in the office there had left the electronic security door partially open so that it never latched so we were walking around inside this office (I think it's owned by Key Bank of America). Finally someone saw us and started yelling, and we just explained that the door was unlocked so we didn't know we weren't supposed to be there.

They escorted us off the premises.
#16
damn
maybe we should have tried to get to the top of a big building.
hmm
didnt think about that.
lol.
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#17
This one time when I was skiving off we were gonna go to my friends house and get stoned but there was a cop standing on a bridge that led to the village were he lives so we had to walk along the riverside to a waterfall that we could cross then go up a path to his house.
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#23
I'm skipping college right now.
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that sounds like something i saw on a movie.


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#25
Last semester in 3rd period our teacher didn't care what we did.

So I was trying to go out with this girl, for about three days I would just leave in the middle of his class and go to her lunch and hang out with her. First time I did it he ask me if I got raped by a monkey.

I said yes.

Thats about all I got.
#26
im skipping right now, i told my mom to call me in sick, she bitched out but she did cause i have tests i didnt study for today
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#27
When I was in school we had so many free classes there was more to do in school than out of it because at least we were with friends.
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#28
last year i decided to skip and just smoke weed all day. Well i pack a bowl and then i realize that the lighter i had is out of fluid. so i walk down to the store and get a lighter, when i get back i find out that my mom hired maids to clean our house once every two weeks. So while im upstairs in my room toking and playing halo 2 the maids are downstairs cleaning. it was actually a pretty fun day
#29
I skipped the last hour of school with my girlfriend and some friends because we had an exam. We went to the mall and the next day one of my friends who stayed told me that more than half of the class skipped the last hour and the teacher was totally pissed. I don't know what's gonna happen because that class I only have it once a week and this week we had the day off.
#31
i live in NY so its pretty easy to skip school, the police force doesn't care that much about children as they claim too.

But the last time i skipped school was stupid and a big waste of time. Me and my friend ended up buying dodge balls at a deli near our school, and then we went to our school's courtyard and played dodge ball with whoever had a free period at a time. I was in the school premises the whole time, i just didn't go to any class.

After that day i decided not to skip school with that friend ever again (i "broke" up with him, you could say).
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one time i skipped with my black friend and we went on all kinds of crazy adventures, but we always almost got caught. then we went to a costume store and got some disguises. turns out though, some criminals looked just like us! we were taken into the police station and were later let go only to find out that it was carnival day at school!


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#33
Me and my mate were in school and we didn't have any cigarettes ready for break. As our school backs onto these gardens, so we climbed the fence into the garden, ran through the side of the house and onto the street.

Then we went to the shop, bought some fags and came back just as break started. The teachers didn't have a clue.
#34
One time, we had a 2 hour delay, so my friend called me and wanted to skip, so his dad came and picked me up at 8, then drove us to the movies, we snuck in and watched movies from like eight to five that day.

Another time we skipped, but were actually physically present. We went into the bathroom at seven thirty, then climbed into the air vent, got down to eat lunch, and went back up for the rest of the day.
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#35
wtf?

the police come after you if you skip?

not around here they don't you guys got owned

I've only skipped a few times, and I live next to a cop and he doesnt say anything and I've met cops coming down the street before and they don't care
wtf is wrong with your country when the police come after kids skipping school
#36
I skipped school for 2 weeks straight once. Now my parents dont believe Im sick when I really am.
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#37
ive skipped college this whole week... then today i have a friend give me a ride and the class i tried to go to at 9 is out, cause the teach isnt there.
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#38
I skipped school because I had a show.

I skipped the show because I had a date.

I skipped the date because I wanted to take a walk in the woods.

Nigga does whatever the **** he wants.

True story, too.
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#39
Oh yeah, another time me and a friend skipped and just hung out in the bathroom and made prank calls to the school.
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#40
In my school we can skip 10% of each type of class for half a year, then in the second period it get restarted.
If we pass the 10% we're punished by lowering our grades and a ticket.

But no one gives a **** about this, at least my friends and I. If I'm not in the mood to go to a class nothing will happen, even if the teacher sees you. It's cool and after awhile when the year starts the teachers forget to write who came to the class and who didn't
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