#1
So you probably learnt, years ago, that your last name was what you did back in the medieval ages.

So what was your history?

Mines Coffman, so maybe I was a doctor *cough*man or maybe I coughed a lot.
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#4
This does not apply to all surnames, this applies to English surnames. Mine is Irish or Welsh.
#5
A guy at my school has the last name Bonar... I wonder what he did for a living.
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#7
Ledger.

who the **** knows.

maybe i was an accountant...
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#8
Murphy.
I was probably a professional alcoholic.
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#9
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#10
Elliott

1. English: from a Middle English personal name, Elyat, Elyt. This represents at least two Old English personal names which have fallen together: the male name A{dh}elgeat (composed of the elements a{dh}el ‘noble’ + Geat, a tribal name; see Jocelyn), and the female personal name A{dh}elg¯{dh} (composed of the elements a{dh}el ‘noble’ + g¯{dh} ‘battle&rsquo. The Middle English name seems also to have absorbed various other personal names of Old English or Continental Germanic origin, as for example Old English Ælfweald (see Ellwood).

2. English: from a pet form of Ellis.

3. Scottish: Anglicized form of the originally distinct Gaelic surname Elloch, Eloth, a topographic name from Gaelic eileach ‘dam’, ‘mound’, ‘bank’. Compare Eliot.
#11
Mackay.....I have absolutely nothing...at all....whatsoever....nothing...nada....poop
#12
McDo****
not saying it all

its irish.
i dont know much else.

probably royal?
if not.
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#13
I'm not posting my name on an internet forum.
I'm scared that, without even giving my first name, someone will Google Vanden Bosch and go through the whole list until they find the f***er who responded to this post, at which point they'll rape and kill me.

bendystraw, you're a dumba**.


My name apparently means 'from the bush' in Dutch.
But my actual last name is Arzamastsev.
So this pry is just relative to people of English desent :]
#14
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So you probably learnt, years ago, that your last name was what you did back in the medieval ages.

So what was your history?

Mines Coffman, so maybe I was a doctor *cough*man or maybe I coughed a lot.


Reminds me of something i can't remember...
It was on TV, this guy was named Hoffman or something, and his boss always called him..

Anyone?
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#15
Benson? I have no idea.
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#17
Schroeter <------- The name of my family
Usage: German
Extra: Statistics
Variant of Schröter.

Schröter
Usage: German
From Middle High German schrotaere meaning "a carrier of wine or beer barrels".
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I'm not posting my name on an internet forum.
I'm scared that, without even giving my first name, someone will Google Vanden Bosch and go through the whole list until they find the f***er who responded to this post, at which point they'll rape and kill me.

bendystraw, you're a dumba**.


My name apparently means 'from the bush' in Dutch.
But my actual last name is Arzamastsev.
So this pry is just relative to people of English desent :]

tbh, it's hard to find out that much stuff with your first name aswell.

if you type in my full name in google along with my location you get some stuff about a chess player and a myspace for some guy who is around the same age as me, same name and same location (he'd probably be screwed if anonymous ever decided to attack me).

if you cross reference my username and my full name you get some forum reader site which is monitoring UG and that's only because someone has me sigged and they're talking about heath ledger.

If you do my email you get my profiles on UG and racer x forum. cross reference that with my name you get nothing.
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#20
mine translates into son of black berry bush :| im not gunna say wat it is though
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#21
My name literally translated means "bad" "vase".

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#22
Honestly I don't care about the whole name thing, my last is Ryan which I don't know the meaning to, and first name is Chris, so wtf? (Go ahead, look me up, I'm a famous bookwriter)
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#23
My name originated from the Ostrogoths. Later their kingdom would be named France. In ancient Germanic language, my last name means free. I'm not posting my last name, but the information is enough.
#26
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im not posting my last name on an internet forum.


+1.
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#28
i dont even know if my lastname is english.. i believe it may be some other countrys name that my ancestors moved to england

my dads family is from england.. we just dont have one of they're dumb names
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#29
Kestner, which is German, derived from Kastner

Cabinet maker =/
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