#1
Now that I've got all you Americans' attention, I need help choosing a gift for my aunt who's moving to the U.S. I have a few things in mind, but what are some things useful there? Nothing too fancy or expensive


Thanks.
#2
Metal knickers.

Or a gun.
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#3
Fat people can be used as meat shields against bullets...
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#4
Diet pills. She's gonna need them once she gets over there.
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#5
george foreman grill
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#8
Well then shes a loser for becoming an American? (I'm American and I dislike the title :|

But on-topic, I would say just some cash, because depending on her interests/profession you really wouldn't know.
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#10
virtual reality helmet
then she can pretend she's somewhere else!
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george foreman grill
those are seriously awesome.

we have one of those they really are good. I'm so proud, I would have put my name on it if some bastard hadn't beaten me to it
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we have one of those they really are good. I'm so proud, I would have put my name on it if some bastard hadn't beaten me to it



ha ha ha ha

they are amazing
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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"If you listen really carefully, you can hear carrots scream when you cut them."
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A sign that says 'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here".

When you pick her up from the airport you stick it outside the door so the moment she walks onto American soil she realises.



That made me LOL
#16
Give her the advice of coming to Canada. Best thing you'll ever give her.
Our mounties are always standing on the borders with cookies, waffles, poutine, maple syrup, traynors and hockey sticks to welcome everyone
#17
maybe a plug converter thing, so her electronics will still work over here - our pugs are different
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#18
If we're to believe everything said in the Glock thread, she absolutely 100% needs 20 guns or she will be mugged, raped and killed.
#22
Chocolate, condoms, flak jacket, skateboard, sunglasses, guitar pics (she does play I hope?), Football for Dummies book, Hitchiker's Guide to the Universe, gum, taser, mace spray, dog treats, laser pointer, iPod Touch, Hoody, tongue stud, Walmart Gift Certificate, rolling papers, roachclip, Urban Dictionary, and several Black T-Shirts w/Bands. I'll think of more, maybe...
#23
get her a sock to shove in her mouth is she's even half as annoying as the rest of the ignorant fucks in this thread.
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