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#1
yeahh i'm home all by myself until sunday morning! besides the obvious: parties, having girls over, ect., what else should i do to take advantage of this weekend??

and i already checked the search bar
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#4
Walk around naked
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#5
oh my god


you can eat dessert before you eat dinner.
I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.
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#7
do what men do best.


you can decide what that is...

Quote by jeff541
oh my god


you can eat dessert before you eat dinner.


don't do this. if your parents find out, you'll be toast! go with huge alcohol party instead to stay on the safe side.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#8
Quote by element4433
Walk around naked


And masturbate.
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#11
well i still have a few months until i'm out on my own
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#12
I had that happen to me. I didn't even bother getting dressed and watched porn with the volume on all day.
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#15
Invite me over, TS.

I'll bring a nice bottle of red I've been saving, and we'll make the place much more... Comfortable...
#16
Get naked.

Sit on all the chairs/couches/beds while wanking.

Make sure some hairs fall out of your ass... If you don't have that many... Maybe pull some pubes out and sprinkle them everywhere.

Piss on the toilet seat and say something/someone else did it.
#17
Quote by Stentroll
And masturbate.
That's gross, I just like the comfort of being naked
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
Quote by element4433
Walk around naked

/thread
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Your parents go ass-to-mouth and then kiss you.


The truth can be a horrific thing some times
#21
Quote by jeff541
oh my god


you can eat dessert before you eat dinner.



jesus tittie ****ing christ

thats just crazy enough to work


dude come on man.. half of UG will tell you to masterbate. By the way.. its a known fact that if you have an account on UG then theres no chance in gods heaven you should get into gods heaven or have a girl over at your house... unless you kill her first? nothing wrong with a little necrophilia now and then.
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#23
Quote by fenderdude06
smoke mad weed my friend. MAD WEED!
Hugs not drugs
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
have a party, i'll bring the cucumber sandwiches


and strippers
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#25
Quote by element4433
Hugs not drugs


hugs AND drugs
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#26
Play guitar really ****ing loud. That's what what I always do. I you're into that kind of stuff, you can do it naked.
#27
Quote by rosamamosa
hugs AND drugs
Just hugs dammit!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#28
Quote by element4433
Hugs not drugs


Weeds not a drug
so smoke till you choke
while masturbating
and having girls over
and eating dessert before dinner
all at the same time
ud be one badass
I <3 Drugs.

The universe works on a math equation-
That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.


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#29
YES! i remembered! ive been sigged by TWO people! thank you Ez0ph.
Everybody Loves Lefty..

Lefties Unite!


Melodic Thrash Metal and winners of the Wacken Metal Battle Canada and 2nd Place Runner Ups for Wacken Metal Battle International

PROFANER
#30
Two of these sugestions are excellent, walk around naked and drink beer whilst doing so, if you get a bit chilly or bored of being naked stick a dressing gown on and just leave it hanging open, to achieve optimum kingly effect
#31
Omg You Can Walk Around Like All Day With Caps Lock On!!!111


*edit* fail ...
I never pass solids, but then again my pee is very thick.
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Your being too opinionated
is that even possible?
Yes it is..
#33
watch porn really loud in teh room with your biggest tv and jerk it is probably the best thing you can do
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#34
Blaze with some friends and have a 2 hour jam. Those are the best days
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#35
get girls over, and, well, you can figure out the rest, and ya, play your guitar really loud, and make your self like da red hot chili peppers(naked except sok on babymaking stick) make da party so BA that youll make everyone there kiss ur @$$ o ya...i wish i ever had da house to myself
#36
1:Sell the house.
2:Parents get home.
3:??????
4:Profit!
I never pass solids, but then again my pee is very thick.
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Quote by Vincent745
Your being too opinionated
is that even possible?
Yes it is..
#37
Quote by sweeping_steve
1:Sell the house?
2:Parents get home.
3:??????
4:Profit!
Hello, 1982 DeLorean and Hughes and Kettner full-stack! And maybe a trailer or something.
#38
Quote by sweeping_steve
1:Sell the house.
2:Parents get home.
3:??????
4:Profit!


haha, definately the greatest response so far

Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
jesus tittie ****ing christ

thats just crazy enough to work


dude come on man.. half of UG will tell you to masterbate. By the way.. its a known fact that if you have an account on UG then theres no chance in gods heaven you should get into gods heaven or have a girl over at your house... unless you kill her first? nothing wrong with a little necrophilia now and then.


well.. i guess i'm the first one
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#40
sex
crank amp up
walk around naked
sleep on kitchen table
My obligatory gear list

Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox


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