#1
I know foreplay and all is good before you actually have sex, butfor your first time, do you think you should go down and eat her out before you do it? (assuming you're careful, and all that)

Opinions...?

#2
This sort of thing should probably be in the Sex thread or the Relationship thread. I just thought I'd let you know.
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#3
If you've never done foreplay...then wouldn't it be the first time your first time...?
#5
1. Use the sex thread.

2. Have a good 20 minutes or so (at least) of foreplay, lube her up with some vaseline and get ****ing. I wouldn't suggest you eat her out before intercourse tbh.
#6
if you kill her before you **** her she cant say no to anything can she? eat whatever you want if shes not alive to experience it!
#12
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if you kill her before you **** her she cant say no to anything can she? eat whatever you want if shes not alive to experience it!

this is the second thread in about 10 minutes that you've recommended killing a girl before sex, I'm beginning to get worried.

as for the TS's question... i wouldn't know
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#13
Don't eat her out the first time, just finger her.

Do it the second or third time. Third time is probably good.
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#14
I'm hoping you didn't join just to ask this question.

And yeah, do it. Not that I'd know.
#15
Quote by IcePh0enix
1. Use the sex thread.

2. Have a good 20 minutes or so (at least) of foreplay, lube her up with some vaseline and get ****ing. I wouldn't suggest you eat her out before intercourse tbh.



no dont, the petroleum based vaseline will break a condom, and your stupidity genes will be unleashed upon us all

also, your profile exposes you as the 14 year old child you are.

kindly return to fapping over pokemon, and leave the real world, full of boobies and such, well alone
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#17
It depends, is it your first time going down on a girl as well? If so, I'd suggest not, no one wants a sloppy mess of oral followed by a sloppy mess of a fuck. If you know what you're doing, then go to town. Getting her going before sex can make it more enjoyable for both of you. Also, this really does belong in the sex thread, but I haven't seen that thing in ages.
#18
Foreplay is very important, it must not be skipped.

I learned that the hard way
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#19
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this is the second thread in about 10 minutes that you've recommended killing a girl before sex, I'm beginning to get worried.

as for the TS's question... i wouldn't know


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#20
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im an unpracticing necrophiliac


Only unpracticing? For shame, for shame.
#21
What the **** happened to this world? Eat her out then stick your dick in her, **** her 'til your almost done then blow a load in her eye. Plain and simple. Goddamn kids!
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#22
you've gotta get her wet before you have sex. Whether you do it with your mouth or something else is your call. But especially if it's her first time, the juices gotta be flowing.
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#23
Foreplay win =
You - "It looks like you've got a buttfor on your face."
Her - "Whats a butt for?"
You - "Let me show you..."
Goodness gracious me!
#25
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Foreplay win =
You - "It looks like you've got a buttfor on your face."
Her - "Whats a butt for?"
You - "Let me show you..."


Judging by the TS' name, I think you sir are right on the money
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#26
i dont but some girls get really wet some dont... so if they need help then try it mate
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#27
This thread is about an 11 on the cringe-o-meter.

Seriously, I wonder if half the self-professed sexperts in The Pit would know a vajayjay from George Bush.

Oh wait...


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#28
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uhh, i don't know. the best i've had is a blowjob. no actual sex yet


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#30
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I came into this thread hoping to be lead on and have some funny thing that sounds really wrong, but it isn't.

TS, you've disappointed me =(

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For some reason, I open firefox this morning, see this thread as an open tab (don't ask me why, I can't figure it out either...) and the first thing I see is this post. I then managed to misread it as "I came into this thread hoping to get laid".

Thankfully, it doesn't.
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