#1
so. i think every guy asks himself this question. wut to get my girl for valentines day. so. post wut presents have got u some brownie points in the realtionship, and wut presents will get u kicked in the balls. and if u have gotten kicked in the balls, i think u should humor us with the story.
#2
I made my girl a necklace made with the pick I was playing with the night I met her. Pretty good, no?
#3
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so. i think every guy asks himself this question. wut to get my girl for valentines day. so. post wut presents have got u some brownie points in the realtionship, and wut presents will get u kicked in the balls. and if u have gotten kicked in the balls, i think u should humor us with the story.

This got me my first kiss:

make three of these

http://www.opane.com/rose.html

they're really easy once you get the hang of it. i suggest one dark red, one white, and one with "I love you" text all over the flower's paper.

find an old deck of cards.

find the queen of hearts.

cut two slits in the long sides of the card, wide enough so it's sturdy enough to hold the three stems.

insert three rose stems. give to girl. and mind you don't fall through any windows when she jumps on you (like i almost did)

good luck.
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#5
^^that's a really cool idea
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#6
Get her some premium quality sand.

Everyone loves sand.
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#7
I have no idea, im so bad at presents..
Probably end up being a box of chocolates or something..
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#8
yea that paper rose thing looks cool but really hard to make. good job mrwaffles. i salute u
#9
valentines day is stupid (no I'm not bitter because I'm single. I have a GF) There is really no point to it. all it does is make single people feel bad about them in some cases and gives people a reason to buy over priced greeting cards.
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#10
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yea that paper rose thing looks cool but really hard to make. good job mrwaffles. i salute u

lol, I tried it and completely failed with my rose
any tips, or even better directions, Kid Fisto?

Edit: Sorry Mrwaffles, I just read your name out of the quote
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#11
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lol, I tried it and completely failed with my rose
any tips, or even better directions, Mrwaffles?

...I'm the guy who's single...remember? Why would I know how to make a rose?
#12
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#14
i think thats cause mrwaffles is jus a freakin awesome dude. dont be editin mrwaffles name out! he will throw down some mad pancakes!
#15
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i think thats cause mrwaffles is jus a freakin awesome dude. dont be editin mrwaffles name out! he will throw down some mad pancakes!

Amen, brotha
#16
I just broke the bank with a 200$ bracelet for my girl. Gonna keep me outta the dog house for quite some time, but I brought her with me so I didn't spend that kinda cash on something that she thought was horrid.
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#17
Wow, I just realized something: for the first time in forever I am completely single on valentines day. That is AWESOME. I don't need any goddamn Hallmark-induced guilt trips, and this year I don't get any! Course no Valentine's sex either but hell, I'm staying positive.

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#18
my girlfriends cool, she just wants the Godfather trilogy.
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#20
yea i dont get step 5. im stuck. and where do u find a piece of paper that long? i had to tape 3 sheets of copy paper together
#21
my girlfriends cool, she just wants the Godfather trilogy.


Man your girlfriend is awesome. The Godfather I would probably get the kick in the nuts for that
#22
I'm getting my girlfriend a bouquet of a dozen Nerds Ropes (she loves them, it's a long story, and they're gonna cost me less than ten bucks). My point is, it's easy and cheap if you really know them. I think an inexpensive gift with significance will get you a lot more brownie points than something expensive you buy because it's expensive.
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I'm getting my girlfriend a bouquet of a dozen Nerds Ropes (she loves them, it's a long story, and they're gonna cost me less than ten bucks). My point is, it's easy and cheap if you really know them. I think an inexpensive gift with significance will get you a lot more brownie points than something expensive you buy because it's expensive.



i second that.. use something that is an in joke between you two . YOu could even make something.. My friend is making a book of coupons for her boyfriend.. not just all sexual favours but random stuff too. One coupon is. i will hangout with you anyplace you want. another coupon is something along the lines of, if you like something i'm eating feel free to take a bite..
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I made my girl a necklace made with the pick I was playing with the night I met her. Pretty good, no?


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