#1
So, me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 months, but dating for a year befor that and this valentines day i wana do somthing special for him..what do you guys suggest?? I reallllly need some help.../:
#2
Open your legs.
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#3
lol great response
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#4
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Open your legs.

+10000000000. unless u have already done that or do it frequently, then it wont be a big deal. but if its the first time then he will be so happy.
#5
You joined in Janurary, even so you should know not to ask the Pit these kind of questions.
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#11
finger him
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#12
get him a guitar
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#13
The best things in life are always free... unless from a hooker, then it can get expensive.
#18
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Nothing like a Cannibal Corpse CD to express your love for him.



that and a vial of vaginal skin.


#19
get him a flying whale...

and more realistically tongue punch his dirt star.. us guys love that
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#20
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Nothing like a Cannibal Corpse CD to express your love for him.


true, but... get something he's interested in, or music?
but whatever it is, be original and from the heart
#21
Give him your heart


...no really, let him get all voodoo'd up and go all 'Temple of Doom' and **** on you. Nothing wins someone over like obscure film referencing!
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#23
Quote by Brandon860
Give him your heart


...no really, let him get all voodoo'd up and go all 'Temple of Doom' and **** on you. Nothing wins someone over like obscure film referencing!



hows is that an obscure reference? Temple of Doom made like 180 million dollars. Every one has seen it.
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hows is that an obscure reference? Temple of Doom made like 180 million dollars. Every one has seen it.


I never said she had to tell him what it was from, I just suggested she get him all voodoo garbed and tell him to pull out her heart. I have faith that, sadly, today's generation would be lost on that reference. Believe me, it hurts to call that obscure.
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#26
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I never said she had to tell him what it was from, I just suggested she get him all voodoo garbed and tell him to pull out her heart. I have faith that, sadly, today's generation would be lost on that reference.



****, if she did that to me I'd start calling her short round. You know, after the sex.
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#27
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****, if she did that to me I'd start calling her short round. You know, after the sex.


...you left your self open to way too many jokes at your expense there my friend I salute you for at least being honest
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#28
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...you left your self open to way too many jokes at your expense there my friend I salute you for at least being honest



No worries mate, my flame shield is impenetrable. And by that I mean I really just don't give a ****.
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#29
That's the spirit, now, back on topic...

TS, the key to man's heart...food. Cook him something, really, and if you can't cook well do your best and I'm sure you can win him over.
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#30
I think there is a consensus, The pit suggests sexual favours.
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#31
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So, me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 months, but dating for a year befor that and this valentines day i wana do somthing special for him..what do you guys suggest?? I reallllly need some help.../:


hang on, u wer dating for but not together? long distance relationship, or am i missing something....

plus this is UG, so writing a song wud seem most appropriate an answer
#32
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plus this is UG, so writing a song wud seem most appropriate an answer


Wrong.

TS, if you don't exactly feel like whoring yourself out, then a song may actually be the best bet if he's really into music.
Last edited by suthy16 at Feb 2, 2008,
#33
Get naked, and then tell him that you're a lesbian.
He'll be all "zomgzwtff?"
Then tell him that was just an excuse. He's ugly.

Seriously? Dominos Pizza + TBDM's "Miasma" CD, and anyone with any dignity / testicles will be putty in your hand.
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#36
Taking this question to the pit...priceless!

Engrave his name into your forehead with a knife.
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#37
ask him if you can Spank Plank his Wang Shaft...... if that doesnt work... there is only 1 option left.....


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#40
Quote by Brandon860
Give him your heart


...no really, let him get all voodoo'd up and go all 'Temple of Doom' and **** on you. Nothing wins someone over like obscure film referencing!


LOL, what a great movie.
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